Levitation

[kemistudent]

Ok, will someone please tell me if this is for real?! JW's are telling me that it's been witnessed with their very own eyes in Africa and it is of the devils work. Of course when this is heard swim is dexed the f*out and doesn't know what to say to JW's other than he does not believe the laws of gravity can be defied! They start laughing to themselves and weirds kemi out big time. Why do they seem to come around every time kemi gets a cold?! It's almost as if they know..

Is it possible for another human being to tap into a fellow humans brain? From 100 ft away or so? Through concrete?

[Forthesevenlakes]

1. probably not, unless theyre an enlightened hindu deity, in which case swik should be listening to whoever is levitating, and not the JWs.

2. also probably not. to my knowledge all of the experiments of this ilk have failed. however look up "remote viewing" and "u.s. military" sometime, that should provide for entertaining fodder.

[Nagognog2]

Agreed that anyone who can levitate, like some Tibetan monks, are worth studying. A JW should not levitate. Wrong direction. Get a shovel.

Psychotics often spook people with their "spooky" ability to know when someone is vulnerable. This is one large reason psychologist/psychiatrists avoid them. Or send them to their enemies for treatment.

The time before last the JW's pounded on my door, I answered with a pistol tucked in my belt and ordered them off the property - offering to have them arrested if they returned. A new pair appeared not too long ago. I howled "Satan Rules!!" at them and slammed the door squarely in their widdle devout pusses. I'm thinking pepper-spray next.

[Forthesevenlakes]

swim recalls fondly some JWs asking him if he had ever heard the lord's prayer. swim responded that he was a devout satanist adopted by buddhists and so had never been exposed to such a thing, but had to get back to annotating his copy of the satanic bible. the JWs gaped, the door was slammed, and the house was never disturbed by any cult-peddlers again.

[Richard_smoker]

Hey, kemi... I have BOOKS about nothing but this...

if you were the type person who would just believe me and that would be it, then I would tell you: "it's all a bunch of bullshit... with a little sprinkle of psychology... a dab of brainwashing... and a LITTLE dab of luck and human nature mixed together 40:60"

But, since i know you will NOT stand for this explanation, then research for yourself.... hours, weeks, even years on end. Eventually, one day... you'll realize that there's SOMETHING that makes us all kinda 'the same.' Call it GOD, call it "hey fucker, we're all the same goddam species, idiot" or whatever you want, but whatever it is, it will take you your entire life to figure it out, and if you're lucky, there will come a day when you realize that "most of it's bullshit or probability becoming reality (YOUR reality!)... out of the other .05%, .8999999 of it's just magic tricks, .0000000014% of it is something else.

is it GOD? who knows...? but like I said, unless you really want to spend your ONLY guaranteed 20-90 years you have on this planet as a living breathing individual capable of thinking about stuff---worried about something that is impossible to understand, then be my guest.

I just don't know how much more I can take after reading all those books about remote viewing, astral projection, OOBE's... only to finally realize that there's not very much to it. unless you think David Blaine is Jesus.

If you DO know that Blaine is jesus (actually, him, jezis, and the soil are a tri-partisan, triumvirate, trimaterialistic, triplicate, tri-fold phenomenon--wherein all three are mutually existant, however, NOT mutually exclusive, that they are really and truly each other's reflection as was originally seen as a "smudge" within the pond filmed on Kill Bill 2, then you're going to die and go to hell where you will burn forever...)

"I believe in One God.
His son, David Blane came to teach us that the soil is his father, the only TRUE god... and jesus was blane's son. unbeknownst to blane, jesus was born over 2,000 years ago, where he lived and died as a carpenter and Savior of many lives. When he died and ascended to heaven, jezis waited for an entire holy period of 34 seconds (eternity time) before he returned to earth as a pidgeon and whispered, "you are me... and I am you" to david blane in a dream wherein blaine dreamed that he could fly, only to wake up within the ORIGINAL dream... a dream that was so real that Blaine thought he was really on the moon with Buzz Aldron, walking, bouncing, laughing into the headset, thinking about how light he was compared to the Vatican City... and when he finally awakened from the dream, he realized that he had been DREAMING when he realized he was, in fact, awake, meaning that he suddenly became jezus, the soil, and himself all at once... in what history would later call, "The Greatest Revalation of the Coca Cola Age."

[Nagognog2]

Or call up the Mayor - Uri Geller - of Bent Fork, West Virginia. He can make things vanish. Bring your checkbook and he'll demonstrate.

[Richard_smoker]

Hmmm... Somehow, I didn't pick up on the whole Jehovah's Witnesses part of this entire conversation...

Guess i'm just really ditsy sometimes.

But I happen to KNOW that I'm right about Jesus and David Blaine. If you don't believe me, just dig deep down inside your own heart and ask David to show himself to you...

I think you'll be surprised at what will happen. David speaks in a very silent voice. You have to listen very carefully if you want to hear him... He doesn't speak with loud thunder, like he does on the Discovery Channel.

No. He speaks real quietly in your mind. In fact, you might not even be able to tell the difference between your own thoughts and his at first. That's what takes practice. -His Holiness, the Dicky Smoker

[Nahbus]

I can levitate, too. I know 2 different ways of doing it. VERY fun to do at parties, espectially when everyone is drunk.
"OMG. YOU ARE NOT REAL. HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!"


kinda shit quality and hard to see, but in real life it truly does look like I am levitating. Can be done from the side or back view.

[The Doors]

Originally Posted by Nahbus

I can levitate, too. I know 2 different ways of doing it. VERY fun to do at parties, espectially when everyone is drunk.
"OMG. YOU ARE NOT REAL. HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!"


kinda shit quality and hard to see, but in real life it truly does look like I am levitating. Can be done from the side or back view.

Is this some kind of trick? Or a video montage? If not, please elaborate a bit.

[Nagognog2]

Looks to me like your feet are squarely planted on the floor - but that you dropped a contact-lens or sumthin'. Person we knew of went on the Jesus Saves! trip with a big-top circus tent and some hired cripples to heal every night. He got some heat-sensitive paint and would paint a cross on his forehead. As he got good and worked up from howling the name of The Lord - the paint would activate and a glowing cross would appear on his forehead. Praise Jesus! that's when the money-bucket was passed into the crowd.

People are so gullible.

[raven3davis]

That video looks bogus. SWIMs friend could levitate in middle school but it was bogus too. Everyone thought it looked pretty real but it just defied the laws of physics and he had told the pack of sheep that he watched some magic teaching video the night before.

SWIM has watched a few shows on TV and this man Chris Angel does some crazy shit. SWIM thinks its just some elaborate scam of some sort or a trick with the camera but he does many tricks that are supposedly to "random people." He has levitated "random" people and dont all sorts of whacko shit that is just impossible. He even crawled down the side of a building on his hands and feet (on all fours except with his stomach facing up).

check out the footage it will blow your mind if your blown. Whatever he is doing, its obvious that he is mentally adept for being about to fool the mind to such a degree. He does his stunts in front of large audiences and he is "fooling" them too. SWIM just cant contest for seeing him in person but he wishes he has.

[The Dr]

That trick in the video isn't so hard - the key is too keeping the audience to the back and side as you say, Nahbus. I just demonstrated it to my mate

[Nahbus]

Yeah, the video is real. When I do it I do 2 different levitation tricks: one with my shoes, to the side, then without my shoes, from the back/side.
good trick.