The language of cannabis

[geezaman]

do you wanna go swings/park/pirate ships? = does SWIM wanna go smoke?
Is henry still with us? = you smoked the rest of that 1/8 didnt you?
are you meeting clarissa/sabrina/charlotte later?= are you guys going to smoke later?

[Senor Gribson]

Originally Posted by geezaman

are you meeting clarissa/sabrina/charlotte later?= are you guys going to smoke later?

here we usually say meeting Mary later, of course thats not when we need to be too secretive cuz thats not hard to decipher

[geezaman]

Originally Posted by Senor Gribson

here we usually say meeting Mary later, of course thats not when we need to be too secretive cuz thats not hard to decipher

those where the names of three female plants SWIM had some affection for, not just completely random lol. In the same way "Hows charlotte?" would mean, are you fukin ready to harvest yet or what?

[Tzetze]

SWIM and his friends used to refer to J's as Bones. And if one of them was feeling particularly lazy, would request another to "Do up a bone!"

Then they discovered Spoonerisms and began to Spoonerise everything, and the request too became Spoonerised into "Boo up a done!". They realised that this didn't sound right, and was shortened to "Boo up!"

And so, booing has remained in their vocab for nigh on 20 years.

[pooper77]

"lets go eat some pop-tarts"

Swims favorite experience was when swim's friend's mom asked a group of swim's friends "why do you guys talk about pop-tarts so much?"

[prescription]

SWIM- Hey man you wanna hop outside for a smoke? (this means go outside for a joint)
OR
SWIM- Hey lets go box the chub (this means hotbox the chariot)

[jesusfreak666er]

Swim and his friends had some very intresting code words for talkin around ppl when they were younger.

Trolls= weed
milk= alc

intresting enough swim and his friends took french and would just talk about shit in french they didnt wanna discuss infront of rents or others... dont test swims french though he forgot most of it.

[Ebatra]

Swims friends used to have some interesting names.
Weed - Credit card. This came about on a phone call to a friend and Swim was explaining something and Swim's little brother walked in Swim had to quickly divered the conversation, the first thing I saw was a credit card.
The other name Swim used was for XTC.
XTC - Michael. Eg 'Are we doing Michael at your house tonight?'. We got some strange looks if we said that one in public.

[Nahbus]

Bone Cruise - Drive around and smoke a joint

Only 'slang' SWIM can think of that is used (rarely)

SWIM and his friends don't really have codes or anything, they are pretty out in the open (even in public) about smoking.
Example:
"Hey, wanna smoke a bong?" - Would you like to partake in a bong session?

[pappascowler]

swim likes to say ' pavouir vert' in reference to weed

think it means green pepper or something!

[Bajeda]

Originally Posted by mycellismymind

swim likes to say ' pavouir vert' in reference to weed

think it means green pepper or something!

You mean poivre verte?


In French we usually just refer to it as l'herbe.

[pappascowler]

Originally Posted by Bajeda

You mean poivre verte?


In French we usually just refer to it as l'herbe.

swim spent most french classes using 'l'herbe' so that would probably explain alot!

[Each Hit]

swim often uses the term "bowling" to referrence smoking a bowl. this allows casual non-suspicious suggestion in public places, such as "hey, let's go bowling." the local bowling alley is a pit of piss, so nobody nearby is likely to want to join in.

swim has also referrenced fast food in various ways (ex: 'let's go to chik-fil-a and grab some nuggets')

a far more out-there referrence included calling 1/8 a 'viper' and 1/4 a 'club sandwich.' this was a long time ago and was the idea of a rather interesting fellow swim used to know.

swim has also frequently heard the word 'onion' used to replace the word 'ounce.' this works best when whole ounces are involved, as buying a 'quarter of an onion' might seem a bit sketchy compared to buying 'an onion' or 'a couple of onions.'