The language of cannabis

[pappascowler]

i notice alot of people on here using cool words when talking about there smoking habbits and stuff.

what words or phrases do you like to drop into a convo ?


i love the word 'Bifter'

[cupdetat]

I love to say lets go "spark the owl" or why don't we "go to wendy's."

[armatitumor]

dank

the slang meaning: of high potency (in reference to marijuana)
the real meaning: unpleasantly cool and humid

[IHrtHalucingens]

SWIM and his friends use the words joant and duh in substitution for weed. Lets hit a joant=lets smoke a blunt, lets joant some joant=lets smoke some weed=lets duh some duh.

[Senor Gribson]

-bust out some parcel lets spin up a fat dub!
-your j's gone canoing, it needs some maintenance or that boat's goin right across the lake
-thats a grimy roach, just nature it when it outs
-we got a chince nug left, but itll be a morsel to fire up later

thats all i can think of rite now but theres plenty more

[Poke my Bunny]

SWIM and his friends used to call weed "pastries", and they still do.

Ex. "Hey, wanna go get some pastries?"

They also made up a sort of language with pastry names.

Ex. "Dude, check out that sweet donut (bag of grass)"
"I just bought a jelly filled yesterday (eighth)"
"Wanna go eat a cake? (smoke a bowl)"
"Wanna go eat a pie? (smoke a joint)"

[Metalhead]

Im sorry but what???

Originally Posted by Poke my Bunny

SWIM and his friends used to call weed "pastries", and they still do.

Ex. "Hey, wanna go get some pastries?"

They also made up a sort of language with pastry names.

Ex. "Dude, check out that sweet donut (bag of grass)"
"I just bought a jelly filled yesterday (eighth)"
"Wanna go eat a cake? (smoke a bowl)"
"Wanna go eat a pie? (smoke a joint)"

[lojzarb]

SWIM and his friends refer to it as "astronomy", because a long time ago swim cut out the pages of an old astronomy book and kept his stash there. So now swim and his friends say things like "hey, wanna go stargazing?" "wanna go study astronomy" "hey man, i left my astronomy book in your car, can i come pick it up?"

[Alicia]

"We go smoke some spinach."
"Or do a lung"

[deji]

When swim was younger, he hung out with a large groups of kids. Lots of kids in the complex and nobody really drove, so we hung outside all day. Lots of these kids were scavenger smokers, plus trying to get lots of people high would just waste your weed, would do it sometimes, but rarely. So we always had a codes to meet somewhere, would just go "psssst". Meant to figure a way to get away and meet at the fence. Different amout of "psssst" for different meeting places so the scavengers wouldnt figure us out. Always a smart scavenger though and would notice several people creeping off and follow, only to show up once the blunt was lit.

[cupdetat]

Originally Posted by deji

When swim was younger, he hung out with a large groups of kids. Lots of kids in the complex and nobody really drove, so we hung outside all day. Lots of these kids were scavenger smokers, plus trying to get lots of people high would just waste your weed, would do it sometimes, but rarely. So we always had a codes to meet somewhere

Lol, I can totally relate to that. The term "let's go get some junior bacon cheeseburgers at wendy's" spawned from trying to ditch people to smoke. Of course, there was the obvious problem of people actually wanting to go eat some fast food.

[pappascowler]

hahah these are great guys!


MY NAME IS TERENCE!!

[Muirner]

When SWIM was selling it was common for him to have a code it went a lil like this:
a sock = 1/8th
shorts = 1/4
pants = 1/2
shirt = full

This was just with the guy he'd get from. It worked out pretty good, saying things like. "Shit i forgot my shirt there, can i stop by and get it?" and then you could specify when you got there if multipals were needed

Muirner

[Sklander]

Good 'ol Greenery.

[Skyline2012]

"Let's catch the bus!"

[StigmataLectron]

Catch the bus also means to kill yourself.

[Pinkavvy]

WAY back when swip was young and dumb and used telephones way too much, he would call his friend and ask ...

"are you watching channel 25?" = get a quarter oz

"can i come get some oj?" = get an oz

"can I come use your cooking eQuiPment?" = get a quarter pound

"hey wanna share half a pizza?" = get a half pound

"hey gotta a peice of cake left?" = get a pound

[Alicia]

"and the magic medication worked."

[Poke my Bunny]

Originally Posted by Alicia

"and the magic medication worked."

That's from an Incubus song, isn't it?

[GodsTwinBrother]

When around non stoners, me and this girl I know use the word "linguini" meaning weed, so terms like bowl still work. But some stuff we get a little out there and it must be a bit suspicious, like linguinizer instead of vaporizer.

[radagast]

Originally Posted by armatitumor

dank

the slang meaning: of high potency (in reference to marijuana)
the real meaning: unpleasantly cool and humid

in the uk this is sometimes used by swim to mean damp almost mouldy fresh pot but i like your meaning better

[Alicia]

Originally Posted by Poke my Bunny

That's from an Incubus song, isn't it?

Yep it sure is..

[The Big Bulbous Beaver]

Our big thing lately has been "Bowling."

Our lingo pretty much runs like this:
Tickets = weed (and then the price range of the weed is, for example 'Row 20' would be a 20-sack)
Seats = (bowls, bongs, pipes, etc.)
Usher = dealer

And I've also been trying to get the phrase "let's go get our bowling shoes shined" used in rotation.

We've also been using the "Let's go listen to some CD's," phrase around my folks.

[IHrtHalucingens]

Does anyone here ever use the word lunchin. Its so hard to explain but here goes: Like if someone is really high and is acting funny in some way or doing something out of the ordinary, its called "lunchin out" and if someone does this on a regular basis they are reffered to as a "lunch box"

Ive only heard it in my area, and have tried explaining it to people before but its hard its so self explainatory around here. Anyone else heard this or use it? just curious.

[Nature Boy]

"I'm painting a wall tonight. I'll need a tin of green paint."
"Is that a large tin or a small tin?"
"Just a small tin tonight please."