The Meanest Thing..

[kemistudent]

I must admit, when I was younger I hung around with some mean assholes. Im talking 14-19 age range. I think we all grew up after 19 and started acting a bit more diplomatic with each other.

Don't get me wrong, we weren't Satans little sister's or anything. We weren't walking the streets with vaseline and broom sticks looking for elderly people with a staring problem.. We were just punks to everyone and more so to each other.

So after dwelling on the meanest thing I have done to one of my friends, I recalled the 12 foot bong that we used to use at my buddys house. In order to smoke out of it you had to sit in doorway to the basement stairs while one of your "friends", "buddys", "pal's" lit the lighter at the bottom of the stairs, in the basement, 12 ft away from your eyeballs.

So one day in schwag land a handfull of us were hanging out taking turns with the bong when I was overcome with an evil idea. Nothing brilliant, just evil and mean. Ya see, "clearning" the 12ft bong was a "manly" accomplishment, and often accompanied high fives and cheers of joy from the gang. This one kid in particular ALWAYS cleared the bong!!! Despite the thick milky white smoke that filled every square inch of 12 ft.

I like(d) the kid, but never see him anymore. He graduated from ITT and works for the cable company now, but he had me a little jellous when we were younger. It was sorta like a dick sizing competition with the 12ft'r, and I rarely was able to clear it in one hit without wanting to trade my lungs in for a loaded gun.

So one day I packed this friend of mine a bong load we would never forget. lol, 12 ft of beaners!! After he threw up in my buddies kitchen sink and we all picked ourselves up off the floor from laughing so hard, me and him went at for a good 5 minutes tearing up my buddies kitchen and living room.

I am not 100% sure, but I think that may have been one of the last times I smoked out of the 12ft'r, which now IMO was a horrible bong. When we weren't trying to be cool and crazy I would often get 3 good hits off one bong fill, but they always tasted like shit by the time you took em in.

Young dum and full of cum..

Whats the meanest thing you ever did?

[Jatelka]

Originally Posted by kemistudent

Whats the meanest thing you ever did?

SWIM had a (now ex) boyfriend who wasn't as bright as her. They played Scrabble a lot.

To this day he still thinks that "Xjari" is a "Zulu throwing Stick".

[Nagognog2]

Bongo was rather pissed at this certain stuck-up young lady. So Bongo called up the Moonies - Unification Church of Rev. Moon - and pretended to be her. Claimed that she had almost joined them while at college. Said that her parents had both just died in a tragic accident and now she
had millions of $$$. But was so alone in the world and needed new friends and GOD! They were right over to her house. Banging on the windows and doors - following her down the streets!

Never piss off Bongo.

[Nature Boy]

SWIM used to enjoy pulling snails out of their shells and dousing them with salt. Bad SWIM.

[daeron]

im an angel but that swim person...a real bum as a kid
top 3 of the (rather long)list
-set fire to a hotel(accident) only to, after seeing how a blaze looks cool, burn down some slum house and look how it burns nice, w its ex bum-inhabitants
-after a week of bein bugged by a suicide wannabe, swim gave him laxatives masked as benzos
-after escorting his gf, runned back to her flat to sleep w her sister, all the time cheating them both w their good friend
-caused an explosion in a lab in order to impress a chick

Originally Posted by jatelka

SWIM had a (now ex) boyfriend who wasn't as bright as her. They played Scrabble a lot.

To this day he still thinks that "Xjari" is a "Zulu throwing Stick".

damn ...after reading this swim is feelin soooo ashamed now....

[kemistudent]

NICE!!

swim gave him laxatives masked as benzos

I did this in elementary school after finding "feenamints" or something like that in my grandmothers medicine cabinet. I had 25% of the class rotating with the lav pass. =D

[Urban]

when swim was stil at school, she did some funny things...

1) swapping the sugar in the staff room for laxative powder
2) letting 20 mice free in the school (it had to be closed for weeks due to health and safety!!)
3) selling dried herbs and parsley as weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahhha
4) putting jelly cubes in the water tank.... it blocked up for a while!!!


x

[Mona Lisa]

There was a really stuck-up girl at my highschool who used to annoy me; so I decided to send a mean note to her telling her why I didn't like her or whatever, and I seem to remember that I also broke an egg into her mailbox or something. When I saw her again six months later, she looked changed, like an emotional wreck. I will always wonder if I had anything to do with it. She didn't know I'd written the letter because it was anonymous and she didn't have anything against me, but I didn't like her myself.

I still wish I hadn't done it but it's too late now, plus it was around 25 years ago!

[***FREAK***]

I told my baby bro to jump up and down in the corner to make his dinner go down, he was very very sick!!
Hey, I was only about 6 at the time, I just did not like him much, I tried to colour his face in with crayons once ( I guess that must have hurt a bit!)
I think my baby bro might not like me much!!! hahahaa.

[IHrtHalucingens]

I think everyone has done the whole ex lax prank but i guess il ladd mine:
-we put 65 laxative pills crushed up baked into 4 brownies and gave it to one of our friends at the beginning of a 4 day weekend, he was on the toilet the whole time while we were out having fun.

-We didnt like one of our firends gf and we knew that her parents told her that if she got caught seeing him again shed be kicked out, so we followed our friend to her house and took pictures of them making out and being together, then dressed up in suits and ties and went to the girls house when her parents were home and said we were private investigators hired by a third party and gave them the pics and got her kicked out.

-And alot of throwing zip-lock bags full of mashed bananna and choc milk and yogurt and egss at freshman in my highschool court yard during lunch , ahh i miss highschool!!

[Forthesevenlakes]

SWIM once had a roommate who attempted to bleach his hair with household bleach, SWIM let him go along with it and told him it would be fine until the roommate told him that his scalp was burning. Then SWIM explained that one needed hair bleach for the procedure. Roommate still didnt understand, so SWIM had to explain acid-base chemistry to him and then order him to wash out his hair.

At a party, SWIM once convinced a friend that energy drinks could acheive greater effects when snorted. By the end of the night at least three people had done fat lines of RockStar and nearly puked.

SWIM also witnessed viagra given to someone disguised as vicodin. It was a snowy day, and the hapless victim ended up running outside naked and humping a snow angel.

[The Dr]

nicking an electric milk-float kinda thing and after thrashing it around at the breakneck top speed of 20 miles an hour, accidently crashing into the low balcony of my housemaster (at boarding school) must have been one of the worst things that that reckless bum called swim got up to.

throwing a large italian banger (the kind with a lump of phossy and a striker on the box) onto afformentioned balcony must have be number 2. They were much louder than french bangers!

[Fantasian]

SWIM set his friends(girl) hair on fire because it was covered in hair spray, SWIM then tried to put it out but couldn't, she had to cut lots of it off and looked like a boy hee hee

[dragonmage]

when i was 15 i had a CO2 powered pellet rifle simi automatic with a round clip,i saved my money and got a rifle sight for a 22 and mounted it on my pellet gun,the sight was 4 times what the gun cost.i lived by the park with a mile walk trail.i scouted out the surrounding area and found some high ground about 50 yards from a section of the trail,elevated about 30 feet with brush and a old sewer pipe hidden at the edge of the woods the perfect sniper position.i layed in the pipe and waited,a few hours i seen a car pull into the park and a lady got out and started walking the trail,my victim had arrived.when she got into the 50 yard range,i got her butt perfectly lined up and fired.i watched in my sight,she grabbed her butt and jumped about 2 feet and started swatting around.she thought it was bees,i fired again another tag in the butt.she bent down and covered her head,fired again perfect tag on a bent over left cheek.she took off like an olympic sprinter.i guess i was more derranged than anything,sick and twisted.

[raven3davis]

Do you mean drug related things that were mean?

One time SWIM's friend rolled up a 4th of July blunt and gave it to some kid. For anyone who does not know what a 4th of July blunt is, it is a blunt rolled up completely out of seeds. It has this name because as most of you know, seeds pop in when you smoke them.

SWIms friend handed the kid the blunt and he lit it up and smoked about half of it! Some other girl wanted to get in on the action so she took some hits too. Both of them said it was pretty good weed!!!!! SWIM was laughing his ass off on the inside. SWIM and friends had always joked about 4th of july blunts but never rolled one up.

One idiot said that he rolled up a joint with seeds before he fucked his girl so he would not get her pregnant! What a moron. He was going off of the rumor that seeds make you impotent. He said he let his girl hit the joint a few times too so he wouldnt need to use a condom. That really has nothing to do with this thread, SWIM was just on the subject of 4th of july blunts and joints so he figured it was relevant.

SWIM cannot think of anything drug related he has done that was very mean but maybe he will be able to think of something later.

[-k4ge]

One day in woodwork SWIM rolled a sawdust doobie, and some grade 8 bought it off of SWIM :|