-URGENT NEED REPLIES- suprise piss test

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SWIMs brother doesn't do anything very often anymore, but he was chillin with SWIM and some friends and he smoked some weed and took ~150mg of adderall + ~100mg of pseudoephedrine (he was previously clean). Well, the next morning his P.O. called and he found out hes getting a piss-test tommorow. Hes an average sized guy whos not 'skinny' but doesn't have that much bodyfat.

So far this is what we have for him to do.
-take fiber laxatives
-take niacin
-drink lemon juice/vinegar/cranberry juice
-exercise as much as possible
-take ~4 aspirin before test
-drink tons of water/juice night before and piss a bunch in the water
-taking 125mg diphenhydramine for diuretic
-drink tons of water to dilute, then recolor w/ B2 + lots of red meat for creatine levels(i think i read its the protein that helps raise levels, so would peanut butter possibly work better or just as good?)

Any thing were missing, or shouldnt be doing, please tell us, also if it turns out to be utterly hopeless we told him to go buy some disposable hand warmers and a douche bag if he could find one, we have somebody with clean piss but apparently they will watch SWIM's brother take the test. ANY help at all is greatly appreciated!!!!!!!!! Please tell us if you can think of ANY tiny little thing that might help!

EDIT: Apparently they're stopping by a smoke shop and picking up a "100% garunteed detox drink".