Social - Domestic Airport Security With Regards To Cocaine?

[Alicia]

Avoid all those risks and get the monkeys to deliver it to u when your at your destination. Why risk your own head?

[davidBuster23]

That is perhaps the most sound advice yet, but I'm curious as to who the monkeys are

[Alicia]

Ah my monkeys, they are just my loyal slaves that pander to my every need , and whim. They even all walk round me when im in an air port, or some other public places ,when im meeting new business faces.

Did swim say the monkeys wear smart suits,wear black sunglasses, same old boring ties,little handsfree device thingee coming out there ears.. Oh lol and they carry jaffa staffs out of star gate ( I wish) would make a nice change from there banana guns

[davidBuster23]

Hmm, sounds like a pretty nice setup to me. I wish I could get my "monkees" to pander to my every whim. Interested in renting yours out?

[IHrtHalucingens]

Lol that sounds like something my friends and i did a few days ago. One of my friends dressed in a blue and black suit with a brief case, and the rest of us dressed in plain white shirts with black pants and jacket and sun glasses. We escorted my "important" friend through various malls and shopping centers, opening doors, shooing people out of the way, and keeping a look out for assassins. The looks on peoples faces were priceless and the service we got at stores and restaurants was impecable(sp).
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As you can tell we have too much time on our hands and live in an incredibly boring town where we need to stage such events to entertain ourselves.

But back on topic, SWIM has flown domestically with illegal substances in his luggage checked before bording plane without incident. Not the smartest idea in the world but it can be done.

[jduba]

wrap in layers of cling wrap and vasoline (about 4 layers of each) but make many small bundles. then drop in a bottle of Chill clean*ed shampoo, it has pineapple chunks in it and the small bundles if done right will pass as pineapple. you may wanna do a google search on some more shampoos or liquid soaps that contain solid masses in a heterogeneous mixture