yes, deer attack

[Ninja Master]

so im returning home from school sober paying attention and driving
cautiously. ok heres what honestly happend..... i just
popped the vicodin, im speeding, and bitchin on the cell phone.
out of the blue a fuckin deer attacks my cars front left
quadrant!!! i told my friends i wasnt tripping when i seen
deer!!!!! it was raining
and dark, i was more paranoid about hillbillys than the wild
life. gah, i need a new turn signal, new head light, and new car
hood. this bottle of vicodin's adventures just keep commin.
Edited by: Ninja Master