Body Fun

[AS11]

Most of you are probably going to laught at this topic.


Everybody knows that the best drugs are the illigal drugs, then come the legal drugs and then comes the body fun which is the least fun so don't do these unless your'e really bored.





Orgasm:


Description: Ahh the good old orgasm, it's the best body fun and it sometimes better then drugs. Orgasms can happen with a partner or just with yourself.


Health: It prevents some sex diseases so it's healthy. Exept the fact that it makes you blind but it's only for some of the people.


Stars: 5





Ear massage:


Description: Some people do that on a regular basis. It's really simple, just put your hand on the whole ear or on it's center and move your hand forward and backward or up and down really fast. Kinda fun for many of the people, but can be annoying for some people. It's important when you do it, I find that doing it in the morning is feels better.


Health: Can make you hear a little worst for a couple of minutes and makes a little bit pain and a "hot" feeling in the ear (which is nice if you wanna get warn).


Stars: 4





That neck good feeling thing:


Description: I called it "The neck good feeling thing" because I don't know how to call it because it's really weird. Not everybody feel it. This feeling in the neck can happen when someone does something for you and shows you how he does it, when you see some people who can't talk talking in the sign language in front of you or just when some stupid black person (will I dare say nigger) tries to do something smart. The feeling is really good and you sometimes wish it will last forever. Also, there is the opposite of that feeling (you feel like someone is choking you) when you are trying to say something and nobody listens or just when you want to suicide.


Health: Not that I know of.


Stars: 4





Anus massage:


Descriptin: I preffer not to talk about it in public.


Health: Nothing unless you have an injury in there.


Stars: 2





Cold and warm:


Description: That's how kids call that feeling. It happens when you think about something sad with 100% of you mind. Or just when you say/think bad things about yourself and agree with yourself. It can also happen from happiness. It's mostly going all over you head but it can go all over you body too. If you feel cold in the same time the feeling is stronger and lasts longer. The feeling usually lasts for seconds.


Health: Nothing.


Stars: 2





Nipple massage:


Description: Can happen if you squash/massage your nipples, you almost don't feel anything but if you will really concentrate you will feel nice tickling on your penis/pussy. Mostly for female unless your really fat and you have huge nipples.


Health: Nope.


Stars: 1





Please post if you know more.Edited by: AS11

[AS11]

Anybody?

[unico_walker]

What were you on when you wrote this?

[AS11]

I don't remmember. Edited by: AS11

[thegod1]

Orgasms do not make you go blind lmao.

[markdahman]

Yes they do! I onyl have half my vision left!

[AS11]

Originally Posted by thegod1

Orgasms do not make you go blind lmao.

I remmeber reading an article about that about an year ago. No it doesn't make you blind on the first time but if you do it too much..

[devil]

If you are really religious... it might. The power of persuasion.

[nolimitpusha]

what the fuck i bust a nut everyday it doesnt make u go blind

[AS11]

Originally Posted by nolimitpusha

what the fuck i bust a nut everyday it doesnt make u go blind

I think it's religious crap made by Catholic people but I'm not sure..

[Nature Boy]

Originally Posted by AS11

I remmeber reading an article about that about an year ago. No it doesn't make you blind on the first time but if you do it too much..

That article wasn't written in the 18th century by any chance?

This thread is ridiculously funny.Edited by: nature_boy_liam

[Alfa]

It is funny that there turns out to be a connection between blindness and erections:xxxxx Erection pils like Viagra stimulate blood flow to the penis, which denies blood to the nervus opticus, causing blindness.Edited by: Alfa