I heard that
Concerta is easily abusable and does not goo or gum up nasally unless used improperly. When cracked like a bunker should be cracked I have heard on the grapevine that it is a great pill since it can be prescribed in up to 54mg doses a day due to its supposed long-acting and non-abusable nature. I heard from a cute baby chimp that apparently all that is needed to convert it into the
drug we all know and love is a sharp edge and a crushing tool (such as the back of a phone, etc).
Here is what the monkey told me works (haha silly guy):
"Step one make a slit down the side and peel off entire red layer (if 54mg...i forget colors for other two doses) with fingernail. Total time 20 sec max. This part can be applied under the tongue with great effectiveness as it is really just pure stim. Next cut off the green part entirely with a clean chop. Total time 25 sec. The green part is worthless if abuse is desired...it is simply a matrix that expands when exposed and wet to slowly force out the good stuff over a long period of time. This is what causes many people to believe
snorting concerta is worthless...they snort a mechanically functional non psychoactive sponge layer meant to expand and wonder what went wrong. Avoid the green at all cost. The goo it creates is like ectoplasm flavored rubber-cement.
Now cut off the rounded red part (again assuming 54mg color scheme but either way cut off the rounded top layer that is separated from the main bulk of
methylphenidate by color. Keep this part around since it contains stims. If desired, the plastic can be removed and the top layer can be processed as described below as the white (middle) part is, but it is alot tougher and annoying due to being rounded to get the plastic off. This subsequent chunk can be applied under the tongue very effectively anyway and if you sub-lingual it correctly (actively pressing down hard with under-tongue for about 2-3 min at least), just like all methylphenidate, it will give u a nice oral numbness most people never realize mehtylphenidate is capable of (they don't call it kiddy-
coke for nothing). If the previous tongue method is done, the plastic can be swallowed with no worries.
Now you have a white cylinder with plastic on it except for the two ends. Cut it in half vertically. Total time 35 sec. Peel the plastic off each half-cylinder by picking at an edge and just pulling. Due to the physics of the shape the plastic will peel easily off your methylphenidate. Now crush the white halves thoroughly with your crushing tool - grinding and turning as u push (think like u are doing a dirty but effective figure-eight during adult time). The white will go powdery very soon if crushed decently and with ample force to at least tickle a ticklish hamster. Total time about a minute. You can rub it in between ur fingers to get it finer and into smooth snort-able condition but avoid moisture as much as possible it will gum it up and ruin any chance for fun nose time. Separate into lines and have fun. Hits pretty damn fast and clean for a "non-abusable" "gummy" drug. Wont drip much (and if it does it tastes fine...its no
benzo) or goo up if green isn't present and is thoughtfully discarded as directed. Sometimes say 10 min after initial lift-off u can snort some water to make sure the drug is staying absorbable and not shacking up in booger town on a one night stand to the trashcan. Most of the drug can absorb nasally if intake is nice, slow and controlled, not too deep, and the target is ground fine enough. 54mg quality methylpheidate for 1$ a day (assuming insurance)."
Some treasure chests are hard to open because they hold quality items. I hear Concerta is one such example
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