Paraphernalia - opening the Concerta bunker

[nocoleah]

People: SWIM told me that the folks who abuse drugs have GOT TO GET their SHIT together, man. Buy some tools. Get the fuck out of the house and equip thyself. Any of the following tools will open anything made by humans, including the nuclear bombshelter otherwise known as Concerta:

1. Tweezers to grasp bunker and put into
2. Plastic baggy to contain the blast particles.
Place bunker in between the slicing part of a
3. Needle-nose pliers.
With baggy over the blast site, proceed to slice bunker in half.
Now you have a crime scene full of evidence--all of which must be collected and stored in your mouth.
Beware the blue meanie that tastes like poo; he can be swallowed. Bon appetite.