my great plan

[polloloco001]

here is my plan. get money. buy an aircraft carrier from a 3rd world
nation that only has one and is piss poor. anchor it in international
waters. convert it into a theme park for using psychedelic drugs with
psychedelic alice in wonderland stuff and big fiberglass amanita
mushrooms. then i would grow weed, shrooms, opium poppies, mescaline
cacti, dmt containing plants, salvia, and run an acid and ecstasy lab
in the bottom decks, and sell it to the visitors. i would have a limit
of how many people could be there at one time so it would stay chill
and you have to leave after a while so others can come. this is my
great plan. it would be much easier on land, but then you would get
shut down. what, pray tell, is YOUR GREAT PLAN?