Review The Turbolater: Most innovative bong ever

[AcmeSewageCo]

Alright... I know many of you "stoners" that rock cannabis each and every day... Know that smoke... Smoke is a horrible problem... It's a bitch and harsh on your lungs... This is why I have a Vaporizer and other expensive vaporization products... However I also occasionally enjoy hitting off avery very smooth assortment of bongs... One of whichI will share with you all now... I'm sure a fewof you have heard of thePHX Trinity... A unique design... Very very attractive and unique...The turbolater is sort of like that... But with an available ash catcher add-on! So... If you hate smoke... Hate to vaporize... You are pretty much in the dead zone... A loner... You try to find clever ways to cool smoke with ice and other interesting products... Such as the PHX Trinity... This bong is called the Turbolater... It's fantastic... Here is a picture to go by... It hits smoother then any other bong I have ever encountered... Adding milk and ice... "mice" to the lower chamber are amazing... Heres a picture and detailed description of how it works... This is by far my personal favorite





The turbolater is 5 mm thick glass... And has a three part down system with a spacious bowl... The perculating filtration system is one of the most unique things I have ever witnessed in my life... And it is the key to the Turbolaters Success... A fantastically innovative and unique bong... The ashcatcher add on makes it hit even better... This wont help save your lungs like a vaporizor... But those who are looking for a way to cool smoke... This is the way to do it the best... Using a glass on glass seal this Perculating Filtration System is completely unique. You can remove the inner chamber to a) make it easier to clean or b)turn the bong into a "ordinary" ice bong. The inner section fills with water in the bottom two chambers to make an in-line water filtration system.


Here's an up close picture of the perculating filtration system.





You can see how the tubes run through the pipe and how the water would act if it were full...


Finally the ashcatcher which can be added onto the bong in place of the removable bowl:





Alright... That's all the information I can inform you of that comes to my mind... As a rebuttle... It his smooth... Cold... And unique design... I believe this is the king of all bongs... Cheers. Edited by: AcmeSewageCo

[Diphenhydramine]

Sounds way complicated dude. What are ashcatchers for? And
what the hell does the "percolator" thing that looks like a big glass
dildo do?



Looks cool I guess. Dunno if I'd want to spend a lot of cash on technology, instead of on a beautiful handblown instead.

[AcmeSewageCo]

Some people spend for art... Obviously like yourself... I too own a handblown CCG bong... I mean... It was 500 or so dollars plus shipping and handeling... But... The design of the Turbolater is complex... But all you do is light the bowl up.. Then suck and fill the bottom chamber with water... Theres not that much complication to it... The ashcatcher just has a fancy bullshit name... The bowl located on the side is removable... So... You just take out the bowl... And replace it with the ashcatcher tube... Then fill the ashcatcher with water like a "mini bong"... Attached to your bong... You just place the herb in the ashcatchers bowl... And you've got an extra filter... That's all... Can't get much simpler then that... Check out the "hubble bubble" or "freezer bong" I'll post it in a moment... It's simple as well.

[radiometer]

I'll keep my PHX , but that looks mighty nice. The removable percs are
an interesting idea, but it seems to me to make for more parts to
potentially break, so I'm not sure I see the value to that. (PHX also makes
ashcatchers, btw.)

[cactus]

how the hell do you clean something like that?


Whats the deal mixing milk and ice? i would of though thatsome of the thc would bind to the milk fat as it passed through.

[radiometer]

how the hell do you clean something like that?

Easily, with 99% isopropyl and salt. It takes about 30 seconds or so.

[Nicaine]

Looks like it's only available in the UK (?). Did a quick search online and there are very few links.