SWIM likes his opiates so is often constipated. SWIMs tried one natural laxative he bought in the pharmacy which did nothing. SWIMs brother just gave him some Ritalin and SWIM popped 3 pills (30 or 60mg SWIM isn't sure) and over the past 2 hours he took 3 craps. Solid (well not that solid lol) evidence that Ritalin is an excellent laxative.
SWIM should also describe the effects since he's never took this stuff without being drunk beforehand. SWIM feels very energetic, it wiped out his lethargy. He feels a little bit nervous but obviously its a physical nervous feeling because he has nothing to be nervous about. Not a bad feeling overall but SWIMs impressed at how it obliterated his lethargy and drowsiness and replaced it with mild jitters and energy. Good stuff.