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you know someones a crackhead when...
They start looking, picking up, inspecting at every shitty white crumb on the carpet. they usually smoke cat litter or pretzels or something and 1 out of 100 they get a hit and freak. After smoking some cat litter or white paint they continue to look for more. The funny thing is is when they actually have a bag of hard they are so secure with opening it and loading the pipe carefully, like its gold, so I know they would never drop the smallest thing.
Any ways how do you guys know when is someone exhibited other crackhead related behavior? |
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Re: you know someones a crackhead when...
Swim would say: you know someone's a crackhead when...
They're rattling...they have enough money to buy a bag of heroin, but HAVE to wait until they have enough for one of each.... They've worked out that UK Child Benefit is just enough money to buy a rock, a lighter, 10 cigs and food for the week (Mars bar, I mean)... There's no need to find a stash for their pipe- the crack of their butt cheeks is fine... They think they can SMELL good crack.. Giving head for money no longer seems so bad... They have amazing capacity for holding their breath (ahem..smoke) & They won't talk for a good 2 or 3 minutes after a pipe incase they lose some smoke.. They can actually add to this thread after 30 others have (if you can still think of something original after 3 pages or so, congratulations, you're a bonafide crackhead). ![]() muhahaha
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Re: you know someones a crackhead when...
You see them talking absolute gibberish in a haze of smoke and they just phone other crackheads constantly trying to remember who they owe what and who owes them what
Getting frustrated and shouting all the time when people fuck them over (this was someone I lived near, I didn't use it with him) |
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Re: you know someones a crackhead when...
You know someone's a crackhead when all of the windows in their trailer is covered with tinfoil, then sheets, then heavy blankets on that, so "they" can't see them.
You know someone's a crackhead when they have "flood lights" that turn on when someone walks by all around their house so they know when people are lurkin. Swims only done crack once (last night) but hes seen these personally ![]() Jesse Last edited by JesseXTC; 23-11-2009 at 22:18. Reason: edited, cleaned up |
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Re: you know someones a crackhead when...
...when he always makes at least $3,000 per month from his job as a chef and doesn't pay rent, but constantly complains that he doesn't have enough money to pay his phone bill.
This was a French friend of Cowboy's used to smoke every day. Since he was a chef, he never had to spend money on food either, so the only bill he had was for his phone, and he always wondered why he wasn't able to pay it. |
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