Culture - you know someones a crackhead when...

[cooki]

Swim would say: you know someone's a crackhead when...

They're rattling...they have enough money to buy a bag of heroin, but HAVE to wait until they have enough for one of each....

They've worked out that UK Child Benefit is just enough money to buy a rock, a lighter, 10 cigs and food for the week (Mars bar, I mean)...

There's no need to find a stash for their pipe- the crack of their butt cheeks is fine...

They think they can SMELL good crack..

Giving head for money no longer seems so bad...

They have amazing capacity for holding their breath (ahem..smoke) &
They won't talk for a good 2 or 3 minutes after a pipe incase they lose some smoke..

They can actually add to this thread after 30 others have (if you can still think of something original after 3 pages or so, congratulations, you're a bonafide crackhead).

muhahaha

[RDP]

You see them talking absolute gibberish in a haze of smoke and they just phone other crackheads constantly trying to remember who they owe what and who owes them what

Getting frustrated and shouting all the time when people fuck them over

(this was someone I lived near, I didn't use it with him)