Other - The best doctor visits?

[olddirtycr]

SWIM had been off opiates for a few weeks now, one because usally they dry up in the area for a few weeks and two for tolerence break.

Anyways SWIM found a few perc's from a friend, nothing much but enough to be excited...

SWIM came down with bronchitius and went to urgent care...

Doctor perscribed SWIM Tylenol 3 with codeine and swim went to get script filled... The dumb pharmacist gave SWIM 15 5mg VICODIN instead of the codeine!

SWIM was overjoyed... A few hours later SWIM called doctor and told them that the pills hurt his stomach, and doctor faxed over a script for 240 ml of TUSSIONEX!

SWIM went from no opiates, to a shitload of tussionex and vicodin over the course of a few hours...

SWIM wants to hear about other peoples doctor visits that went better than expected.