Culture - Best place (country) for ket?

[ManMountain]

Hi

swim was wondering, if they were planning a holiday somewhere and wanted to go to - let's call it the "K Heartland" - you know, where:

- the K quality is top notch
- dirt cheap
- readily available
- flows like cheap beer at a provincial teenage disco
- where it's illegal to NOT be in the k-hole daily

where might they consider? Of course, the above nirvana in it's entirety is probably an unlikelihood - but the closest thing to?

Swim has heard that Hong Kong is pretty good. Or would they need to be looking at somewhere like Mexico?

Any thoughts from intrepid Special-ists would be good