mini blunts

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I bought a box of swisher sweets to roll some blunts with my dad, first
time i did the rolling (before hand its always been a friend doing it)
but now its just me and my dad, whos cluseless too.

so anyway, a lot of experimentation went down on the cigars (as i am
one to learn the hard way, instead of just checking out the net) but
anyway, theres an inner layer and an outter layer of the cigar, the
outter layer is the one that is ravelled around the cigar, anyway, i
removed the outter layer and unpealed the seal closing the inner layer
around the tobacco, which was real easy, the tobacco fell right out (at
times with swisher sweets i experienced a lot of trouble removing the
tobacco without tearing the layers of cigar)

so anyway, im looking at this perfect looking square of inner layer
cigar, and then look to my joint rolling machine (those 6 dollar
rolling things they have at head shops) and of course the square was
too big, so i cut it up, real small actually (narrorwer than a joint,
but just as long) and rolled up a real small "rail" (as my dad calls
skinny joints).

And let me tell you, this is pretty fabulous. its got all the fun
flavor and pizaz of a cigar, but good for a personal smoke and less tar
in your lungs as well.

also, i made a roach clip out of a paper clip, and (youll have to use
your imagination how) i made it so it stays firmly in a beer bottle,
but can be removed when squeezing part of it, so that it can be easily
removed from the beer bottle to ash into the beer bottle.

keeps the ashes together(inside the beer bottle,which looks neat full
of grey ash), and makes it easier to pass, plus no accidently squeezing
too hard and breaking things up.

i wonder how many beer bottles full of ashes i produce a month,

oh and you can get 3 equally pleasant smoking experiences from this operation, from just one blunt.

if youre smoking with a bunch of idiots, or if stupid shit is going to
go down, the only way to smoke for many reasons, is out of a black and
mild with the tips.

first of all, its instant to make one, and takes no skill.

second, its real firm, you can throw it around, go outside, do whatever without worry of it falling apart or going out,

hits real great,

doesnt require anyone to lick it and be all spitty and nasty.

only real con is, for me, i dont really like the taste over some other
things, its too heavy for me, but everyone should try it out.

instructions

first, you just need weed, a black and mild (thats the brand name)
cigar, a pen or any other long pointy penis looking object, and while
you can break it up with your hands, a grinder is really amazing and
should be used for all smoking events.

now you have you stuff,

take the black and mild upside down, and with your thumb and pointer
finger squeeze the cigar at the bottom, and fiddle with it, rolling it
between your fingers, so that some of the tobacco will fall out.

i find that widdlling from the tip of the cigar to the back works best,
but it porobably doesnt matter, just get all the tobacco out by
wiggling it between your fingers...i hope that makes sense...

now the tobacco at the very end, by the plastic tip, is actually just
about impossible to get out, so just leave it in there (the very last
inch by the plastic tip, can be left full of tobaccoo, but dont worry
were not smoking it)

ok so now you should have a plastic tip, with a hollow cigar tube
sticking out of it, resembling a long sleave shirt, suspended by a
shoulder outwards, but with no arm.

now after youve ground/tore your weed up,

step 1. pinch weed, drop into sleave of cigar

step 2. take penis looking object and simulate anal sex on the weed into the sleave, packing it very firm into the cigar.

repeat steps 1 and 2, until the black and mild is full of weed.

Now you have to choose, are you going to have a real nice smoking experience, or a faster, less enjoyable experience.

if you dont care about imrpioving the situation, light up and enjoy.

To slightly improve the situation, take a pair of scissors and cut the
plastic tip off of the cigar, (remember the plastic tip is full of
tobacoo) now with a paper clip poke out the tobacco out of the clip,
then, shove the weed/cigar back into the plastic tip.

its surprising, but to me, not having that tobacoo filtering the weed smoke, as i inhale, vastly improves the experience.

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Nice instructions and thread!