ABC's of smoking Concerta

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So plans for concerta experimention fill the air this evening. The following is a potential layout of how one would go about smoking Concerta. Please confirm the layout or reject it with an explanation.

-Construct smoking instrument. Potential schematic from test tube can be found here: http://www.filehigh.com/serve/9015/354828.jpg #2 is desired design.
-Acquire Concerta and remove outer shell by means of crushing and discard.
-Remove waxy coating encasing three separate colored cylindersand discard.
-Remove left and right colored cylinders and discard.
-Crush center cylinder until near powder form is obtained.
-Place crushed center cylinder on dull side of aluminum foil approximately 4"x4".
-Add equal amount (equal to crushed center cylinder) of baking soda to center cylinder.
-Add drops of water until powder is saturated.
-Lightly heat underside of aluminum foil until substance appears dry.
-Collect substance and place in pipe.
-Heat base of pipe, inhale, enjoy.



If anyone sees any flaws in this plan, please let me know.
Thanks in advance,
-Vert