I thought this was funny.... (an opiate tale)

[deekyleeky]

Today I was thinking... lets say your a heroin addict, and your going to the airport because your going out of town for whatever reason, so you swallow your whole stash in a balloon so you can get in through security. Then you get there and you can't shit it out (as opiates cause you to be constipated duh) I just thought there was alot of irony in that. Someone going through withdrawal symptoms because they cant shit out their stash. SWIM had a similar experience with oxycontins. SWIM used to do alot of oxy's and he was going out of town so swim crushed up the pills and put them in a balloon and swallowed it and when he got off the plane he really wanted to take some more oxy's but didn't end up shitting them out for another 36 hours. Thank god swim was not addicted though!