Strange doctor Swim knows

[wildbeast]

There is an "MD" swim knows about who has to be one of the most weirded out doctors on record in the U.S. Could well have lost his license and swim expects he has. That makes Doc a quack. So how come Doc's prescriptions are still valid????

Here's the deal: Swim has never seen the Drs. state license number on his business card. Swim has never received a prescription on PAPER to take to the pharmacy. Instead Doc calls in the script to various local drug stores. But only certain SPECIFIC pharmacies. not all.

BUT: Doc gives you just about anything (within reason) that u want. He'll give swim Vicodin Watsons 7.5mgs. plenty enuf for swim. And if you complain about a regular cough Doc will give your Codeine syrup. Swim doesn't like that but plenty of druggies there do.

In fact Doc's WHOLE office is filled with Junkies all day long. Some have State health program cards which are honored first. Doc gets paid better by these card bearers so he prefers them.

Swim pays cash.

The office is a friigin zoo according to Swim. One patient is talking OK and seems reasonable in the waiting room and the next minute the bitch is coming off the handle. Doc LOCKS the waiting room door in order to keep the lowlifes from being real shit disturbers. He lets you out with the key himself and then locks it behind you.

One woman asks swim the other day: "Why doesn't the doc just fill us all out with scripts real quick and not fuck with the stupid examination".

To which swim replied: "He has to make it at least LOOK medically LEGAL. Doc probably has all kinds of disputes with the state medical board going on all the time. So he takes your blood pressure, shoots the shit and calls in your junk at the store".

Top of it all: Doc is a card carrying republican. Has smilin pic of george Dubya and letter of commendation from the republican National Committee on his desk.

Yep: Swim says this is one REALLY weirded out dude.

If you want to pay Doc a visit you'll need a lot of patience. he's not taking any new clients unless they get referred by an existing patient.

A new woman patient might have to offer him a piece of tail to get in. Then again maybe not. Doc's receptionist's are always changing and they be some FINE hos.