What should I tell my doctor??

[mewmewmint]

Hi. I want to know what's the best lie I could tell my doctor to get some strong painkillers.

I was thinking of the following:

1. Headache.

2. Bad pain.

3. I get ear infections a lot so I was thinking I could tell him I have a really bad one of those. (He has given me T3's for that before.) Only I don't have an ear infection. I was thinking I could tell him that I took some anti-inflamitories, but it still hurts so much and is throbbing so I can't even get to sleep. I could just make my ear twitch and scream when he touches it. If I could make it look red somehow that might help.

Suggestions?

P.S. I'm not addicted to painkillers or anything, I just want to wax my legs. God does that hurt!!

P.S.S. I also get nose infections quite often.