Adderall... Yummy!

[RealGanjaMan]

Who fking came up with these candy coated addies?!

I have to admit,
Its a fking genious idea. Fucked up. evil. disgusting. but still genious.

I mean look, its simple. Its a true get rich quick plan:
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-Mass Produce amphetamines, a highly addictive drug
-Put a candy flavored coating on 'em,
-Diaganose the WHOLE F'ING american youth with add/adhd,
-Then, Hand 'em out like toostie rolls on halloween.
-Last step... Make millions of $$$ a week.

Jesus F'ing Christ, SWIM can taste the sweet candy shit dripping down the back of his throat right now.
He actually likes the drip.

Because, well, everyone knows amphetamines arn't addictive enough how they are. I mean come on.

Oh man how I just love my country.

Wait, better yet... how I love humanity.
wtf is wrong with us?

alright, well, SWIM's sweettooth is kicking in, he has to go snort some more adderall. /End Rant. Actually I don't even know if that was a rant or not. Alright, I really need to stop talking.

Peace.
-RGM