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Old 04-12-2009, 19:19
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Re: How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

Hey dude, swim was put on probation for 36months several years ago, swim would report everyother week, would always go to gnc and get the test clean flush drink and follow directions on bottle. worked everytime for swim, spent thousands on those drinks probably over 3 years but at least swim was roastin like a king still
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Old 15-12-2009, 01:19
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Re: How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

I got drug tested ( urine sample ) two times this year and ive passed both with minumal amount of thc in my system. My tips are to drink lots of water for the week that the test is on and drink lots of green tea ( it cleanses your fat tissues of THC ) and eat some vitamins b12, drink lots of citric brevages, and use the middle stream of your piss it contains less THC then the start and end. I know that this does not work for amphetamines (speed) because i take it daily (prescribed) and my sample showed high amounts of it.
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Old 21-05-2010, 04:11
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Re: How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

Honestly if your piss is clear because you have been drinking so much water on the day of AND before, it will pass, the absolute worst case scenario is that the make you take another because your piss didnt have enough enzymes, and they make you take it again. If you have to take it again try to stop 3 days before, and you will be golden, by the time the results get back, you will be clear. Its all about tactics
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Old 21-05-2010, 12:02
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Re: How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

Swims X back in the day had to take UTs on the reg.She was full of drugs including Marijuana Meth and a myriad of other substances.X never failed any test .....20-0 record.This was accomplished by purchasing a product found at most Super MArkets.Sure-Jell is the name.....passing drug tests the game.Buy a gallon of water mix Sure-Jell in gallon ,shake well,drink,and try not to vomit! Tastes like Shyte.Its used to make Jello
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Old 03-06-2010, 17:36
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Re: How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

would SWIM be able to use methylphenidate in place of amphetamines to increase their metabolism?
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Old 03-06-2010, 18:10
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Re: How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

^ Swimarijuanaking, That's possible. I can't make a comment on how much help that would be if any. Methylphenidate is not typically tested for, so the user shouldn't pop a positive for it on a drug screen. It can be tested for if it's suspected though.

More information on drug testing and other 'helpful' information may be found here: Drug Testing - A Comprehensive Guide
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Old 03-06-2010, 18:27
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Re: How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

SWIM has been on and off probation and parole for the last 11 years of his life. SWIM has seen alot of urinalysis tests in his days, but also one of the weirdest tests being a pupilometer which measures the dilation of the pupil in the eye. SWIM tried many many methods and failed drug screens many times.

First thing to rule out is niacin. Not only does it make you look like elmo due to skin reddening, but it just doesn't work the way people would like to believe it does. It can also be tested for in the urine and one can receive a felony charge for attempting to tamper with a urinalysis.

The second thing that would be wise to stay away from is head shop detox brands. SWIM never had good luck with the drinks sold next to the pipes and bongs. However one drink that he found to work every time is Omniclense. It has adverse side effects though, like diarrhea in some people due to the consistency of wormwood in it. He discovered this product threw trial and error and has recommended it to many people who have used it successfully.

SWIM also has found out that on first failure of a drug screen most probation/parole officers will give a pass for marijuana use but will be consistent with drug screens and random drops.

The use of fake urine or substituting someone else's urine for SWIYs own is risky business because the probation officers are watching what SWIY is doing and if the temperature on the urine is off by a little bit even, busted; tack on another felony.

Drinking water in excess can mess up the PH level of the urine sample, so a retest would be ordered, and then busted.

All in all the best way to pass a drug test is to not have to fool it at all. Stay away from the illicit/illegal drugs until the time of probation is up. One small step for SWIY one giant leap for SWIY's tolerance. Time flies even without drug use, but time on probation can be extended further and further and eventually into jail time.
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Old 03-06-2010, 22:13
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Re: How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

SwiY needs to make sure if that he/she is drinking large quantities of water. Take a Creatine Supplement. Some urine tests check for this amino to see if the person Has been trying to dilute urine with water.

Swim's friend suggests getting a JWH compound if the mental w/d gets the best of him. Plus SwiY could get high and still pass urine test.

Swim's friend does not smoke MJ for the fact of urine test and urine is Not sent to the lab. He comes up clean every time on the 6panel test

Swimself had to have urine sent to a lab for six months due to getting into trouble. Exercise with a strict diet can overcome almost any test. That is how Swim passed his drops.
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Help my robot in 2 hours he has to report!

mY robot is pretty stupid and refuses to quit smoking pot. He has a drug screen in 2 hours. The only good thing is they use the stick tests, which i believe are called EMIT. they test for Marijuana/cocaine. He has drank 32oz of cranberry juice and 60oz of water so far, taking an AZO pill to color his urine and 1300mg of aspirin. He also has consumed a box of Sure-Jell. please guys, my robot WILL go to prison for 2 years if he fails this, if anyone has any suggestions PM me in the next 2 hours!!!!!
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:56
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Re: How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

Important:
  1. When was the last time you smoked?
  1. Also how regular and which amounts do you use to consume?

FYI, Laboratory-based drug testing is done in two steps. The first step is the screening test, which is applied to all samples. The second step, known as the confirmation test, is only applied to samples that test positive during the screening test. Screening tests are usually done by immunoassay (EMIT, ELISA, and RIA are the most common).
Source: Wikipedia

Additionally I attached 2x PDF`s, that contain information about the EMIT Drug Test.

All the best and good luck!
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Last edited by YIPMAN; 12-03-2012 at 12:16. Reason: Added info on EMIT and attached relevant documents
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Old 29-03-2012, 13:54
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Re: Help my robot in 2 hours he has to report!

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He has a drug screen in 2 hours.
Can you please give us an update on how it went? Thank you!
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Old 29-03-2012, 16:07
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Re: How to detox from THC for a Urine Test?

The only sure way to beat a drug test is time. All of that crap you see in the stores that promise a "money-back guarentee" is a rip-off and does not work, unless you are out in some rural area that hasn't up-dated their equipment in 20 years. As many have pointed out, THC is stored in the fat cells, so it is difficult to get out. Drinking water, exercising, and everything else mentioned here might help, but the only true method is time, which you do not have any of. I would under no circumstances try to accellerate your metabolism by using stimulants. It doesn't work well and you are taking a chance that those would be in your system as well.

Have you considered being honest with your P.O. and telling them the truth? Before you run away screaming, think about it for a minute. If you get caught, you get busted. If you try to do a rapid detox and it doesn't work, you are busted. If you tell them that you are dirty for weed up front, you might have to do a little class or something, but you don't get busted and violated, whereas if you don't say anything and try to ride it out, they will think you are trying to hide it and bust you again.

Here is some more info for you. Drinking water is said to work because the water does not stay in your system long enough to pick up the THC. The problem is that the newer tests will check for a diluted sample, which is what you have. ANY sample which gets kicked back is automatically assumed to be dirty. You are busted.

Those products you see in the stores work by coating your digestive system with a geletin-like substance, which, again, does not allow the water in your system to pick up the THC. The problem is that they can be detected by the newer tests. You are busted.

Exercise, saunas, and all of that? Well, it will make you healthier, but that's all. If they removed fat, everyone would have one in their house! You are busted. they might even work against you, because by removing water from your body, it could have the effect of concentrating the THC in your system. that last is just a hypothosis.

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