Other - You Know You're a Robo-Head When...

[ZVZV]

You know you're a robohead when you genuinely cannot remember what it feels like to be sober.

[alaskan]

i was saying dxm is bad for you from personal experience tripping almost every day for over a year but that was mostly zicam cough max and not pure dxm... most people wouldn't be using pure dxm i'd imagine..
so that being said i don't know the facts behind that just that i was a lot healthier before i was doing so much dxm.. and yes i was eating/drinking/sleeping healthy besides pf course the eating of gel caps and drinking cough medicine..

[Toadman]

You know your a robohead wheh
- You call the pharmacy to check their stock, and you have to inform the employee where the item you are looking for is. "Do you have sucrets DM, cherry flavor, in a red and white box, bottom shelf below the robitussin? Okay cool, now how many boxes do you got?"
- When you tell your friends your staying in tonight, they know what you're actually doing.
- When your mom is cool with the fact that you dex and even make jokes about it while your tripping. "You look like E.T!"
- When you know how badly people who do not know about generic cough medicines are getting ripped off. Paying twice the amount for the exact same product because of a name brand
- When you've heard the same "Oh somebody must be sick" remark, by every cashier at every pharmacy when buying multiple bottles
- When you start naming and personifying entities you encounter during high plateau trips

[VagabondWraith]

...when the 3 bottles of pure D gel caps you bought that day are all empty in the morrow...
...when everything takes on a permanent hue of red for 12 hours...
...as someone else said, when everybody thinks you're walking funny when you know you're walking just fine...
...and when you really *are* able to walk OK, but everyone thinks you're walking funny, because you're over compensating for the feeling of walking weird...
...when you have hangovers much *worse* than any alky hangovers you've ever had, but feel perfectly, happy and fine about it...
...when you consider yourself lucky that, while you need to see the doc to get another Rx of hydromorphone, you sure don't need an Rx to get pure D gel caps by the bushel!...

Reputation Comments on this Post:

its true!

[Metomni]

...

When Sigur Ros becomes a "safe haven"

When you have 15 blankets, 3 layers of sweats, house slippers, and you still want more layers

When you have a "trip list" that you HAVE to do every time prior to ingestion

When you don't have to stand up and fall back down to see if you're still tripping during the ebb and flow, you already know you still are

When you know the difference between HBr, Polisterix, and USP because the good Zycam has been taken off shelves and you have to settle for the next best thing

When you've dexed with a friend enough times that the two of you can communicate throughout the experience without words or sight

When you've truly reached 5th plateau (Which as a prolific user, penguin has still only obtained twice)

When you learn to enjoy the morning after

[Garuccio]

When you can't ever get to 4th plateau because you always drink a bottle or two before you can collect enough.

When you are in a new room, but don't remember walking there or floating there

[Toadman]

You know your a robohead when you finally come to the conclusion that you are in fact God almighty but are baffled that it still takes concentration to urinate.

[positivelytrippin]

*when ur staring at a can of air freshener trying to move it with your mind
*when you walk around asking people to feel ur pulse to see if ur dead or not
*when u do the laundry and there are Coricidin foil thing in ur pockets
*when u base ur diet around getting fucked up
*when you try to eat healthy to balance the fact that u are getting Fuct out of ur mind
*when you tell ursrlf just one more time and then I'm done

positivelytrippin added 22 Minutes and 4 Seconds later...

*when u tell ursrlf I never want this feeling to end! Only to say 20 hours later 'am I ever gonna come down?" And then do it again the next night by coming up with an excuse like: I pay for it so what? Or"I work hard I deserve to feel good and relax. nobody cares anyway ill do what I want its my life"
*when u download apps on ur phone to make ur trip easier and more enjoyable
*when it takes 80 years to type this reply because it looks like I'm in a 3d movie theater

positivelytrippin added 27 Minutes and 45 Seconds later...

When u ask the cashier " why do u have to be 18 to buy cough medicine?"
When u go to the pharmacy with a pretend list that says ur uncle has high blood pressure I need that Coricidin stuff I think? Did I say that right? He just said its in a little purple box behind the counter because kids steal the stuff to make meh out of it"

positivelytrippin added 234 Minutes and 0 Seconds later...

When you ask ur boss when he is going to leave so u can dose an hour before
When u call all ur loved one to see if they are ok for the night so u don't trip out wondering if one of them might die
When u go to the bathroom and have to call ur co worker to ask them what u were doin
Whenever the phone rings its some authority figure calling to tell you that the jist is up, they know what we've been doing Its all over ur going to jail, lose ur job and go strait to hell

positivelytrippin added 4 Minutes and 19 Seconds later...

Lol sorry one last one (maybe)
You know ur a robo head when you have to close one eye in order to see somewhat strait!

[panda40]

Originally Posted by RLmage666

you definitely know your a robohead


...When you fake a cough while waiting in line to buy two 8oz. bottles of Tussin

hahaha, thats me.

[Necronite]

...when your friends stop asking why you always wink at them

...when you start buying the same flavor soup because it all tastes the same anyways

...when you stop noticing what time it is because you get bored of seeing the same number on the clock

...when you feel like you're grocery shopping whenever you're at the pharmacy

[the_big_red_rone]

When you go to the store to check if there's a sale for dxm.

When you can feel there's a sale on dxm.

When you know all dxm products available in your area

When you need to get high just to relive that harsh throat.

When your actually sick and low doses of dxm just don't work anymore.

(actual happened to swim annoying)

When cough syrup sugar is the only caloric substance ingested, other then pop for chaser

When cough syrup sugar is keeping you alive

When cough syrup sugar is your only food source

when you get diabetes from cough syrup sugar (sorry)

when going to the store means you're off to buy dxm

when you star the abc's with dxm

[acController]

Wow, I'm feeling a lot of those.

You know you're a robohead:
- when there's a drawer in your kitchen full of the tiny measuring cups that come with syrup.
- when you get gag reflexes, while sober, from drinking that specific drink/juice that you use to down gelcaps.

[Oriax]

You know your a robohead when you just shiver thinking about downing that bottle of DXM.

[machineelf368]

...the taste of artificial cherry flavoring makes you sick.

...the taste of artificial cherry flavoring makes you high.

machineelf368 added 2 Minutes and 0 Seconds later...

Originally Posted by Necronite

...when your friends stop asking why you always wink at them

This. Had to stifle a laugh because I'm in public and wouldn't be able to explain.

[Toadman]

YKYARHW - You develop a pre-urination warm up/stretching ritual that actually makes pissing easier and faster when your on a heavy dose.
- People around you actually seem envious of your consistent positive mood and figure you're just going crazy (yeah just like last year, right?)
- When you almost have a pre-written explanation for your hippie friends who do not encourage (or understand) your individual dextrotravels, that explains your intent and why it is not a problem, and this discussion will lead into questioning the value of time and the purpose of existence and we end up laughing or whatever.
- When you know you can make the most awesome music ever known to yourself ever in the entire world times infinity!!!, if only you had the hardware/software and know-how to create and produce that potential music.
- When you find out that DXM has been kept on the down-low with an ugly reputation just so it was be available for you to embrace it's divine powers.
- When you become proud of the fact that you are an agent assigned for a mission on earth by the all knowing everything and feel like you are protected by an external force that is actually an internal force appearing to my conscious awareness as an external force, hahahaha.

Reputation Comments on this Post:

That last reason just made you my eternal dextrobuddy. I will surely send you positive thoughts tonight on my massive trip.

[slightlyopiated]

When you buy cough drops with your robo so it looks more believable...

When you aimlessly walk around the city and its actually fun.... Or you walk through the city and it looks totally different because you're robo-tripping.

When you listen to screamo while walking through the hood but it sounds so good (music period sounds good on robo).

When you and your friend start saying "thank you robo god" and your religion is actually robo-god on facebook.

When you give money to your friend to buy some gels and then you buy some gels in the other line so you won't look so suspicious.

You find yourself asking what day is it over and over again or where you're...

When you have to lock arms with your friend or else you can't walk normally or even in a straight line...

You start to feel as if you're in the twilight zone because you're so dissociated.

[DXMpsyco]

-When can reference specific sections of the DXM FAQ when talking to others about DXM
-When you dose DXM whenever you get weed/spice just to make the weed/spice high better
-When people start thinking your constant sweating and dilated pupils are just normal for you
-When you find and excuse to leave work an hour early to take DXM then come back to work so you'll be tripping by the time you get to your home/apt/barracks

[RoboCodeine7610]

-When your screen name is Robocodeine7610
-When you get type II diabetes from all the sugar in cough syrup

That's all I've got,

Robo

[acController]

You know you're a robohead when
- your friends ask you where the nearest drug store is located.
- your house smells like lemon from the extractions (which is actually very nice).

[LunarSpider]

You cant go a day without thinking about how wonderful DXM is ....

[barrano247]

When you can tell someone exactly what product to buy and how much to take for desired experience

[m000nman]

when you actually forget you're on 700mg because you're so accustomed to the effects.

[smw66466]

You know you're a robohead when you've stolen over $1,000 in Dextromethorphan products from your local Wal-mart.

You know you're a robohead when you've had a solar baby.

You know you're a robohead when you have swallowed gelcaps with syrup.

You know you're a robohead if you're on a forum telling people how to indicate that they are roboheads.

You know you're a robohead when you have stood in front of the toilet begging to a higher power to let you piss.

[It's 4:20]

You know your a RoboHead when...on the morning after a heavy trip, urinating fills the bathroom with the smell of Robitussin.

[RoboCodeine7610]

This is actually true:

You know you're a robo head when:

-You went out dancing in a space filed with every color that exists with another "you" wearing a cowboy hat, and have long conversations about how you're both gonna get in a lot of trouble for geting high when you come down

Robo