Datura Plowin

[Softrat]

Has anyone here ever had sex on Datura?!?


I would imagine that it would be very strange.

[RoboCop]

Expecially since alot of times while under the influence of datura you rarely know who is who or what is what. (if that makes since to you) Imagining inaminate objects etc. are people. In other words it may seem to you like your having sex with someone but in reality what you are doing could be very wrong!

[Stingray_313]

Hell, im not even brave enough to try Datura in the first place... im
sure sex would just prove to be either very frightening, very
confusing, or as robocop stated... very wrong... you could wake up the
next morning with a hole in the side of your stereo and a strange pain
in your crotch....







Just kidding. But honestly, i doubt many people have any experience with Datura and sex...

[Softrat]

You could have sex with the plant people and get a woody!

[BrugmansiaBrujo]

What would be the point of sex on datura? What fun is it if you can't
relish the memory of it later? I have never felt like sex on
datura. Too busy freaking out, or else too busy concentrating on
remembering to breathe.

[OiledMandible]

Imagining inaminate objects etc. are people. In other words it may seem
to you like your having sex with someone but in reality what you are
doing could be very wrong!</span>



That is amazingly accurate. I unfortunately....or fortunately,
pick your pleasure....had the privelidge of watching a friend stumble
through a Datura experience roughly a year ago. He chose to do
this against the suggestions of almost everyone, including me.



And yes, in the backyard of another friends house, I along with many
others, got to see the attempted penetration of a due-to-be-burned old
couch .
I would give details, but there arent many. Lets just say he
never managed to properly remove his pants or underwear before leaning
against and thrusting the couch lengthwise, more or less into the
air. He mumbled a bit during, and quit of his own accord before
anyone could save him additional humiliation. He (claims?) to
have no recolection of the act, but much to his consternation
cameraphones prove otherwise .



Just goes to show....datura isn't something to be messed with. Unless of course, you really love decrepit HOM furniture.

[Softrat]

That couch got lucky that night!

[sloppo]

That reminds me of a Simpson's episode where Homer puts peyote into the hippies vegatable drink. Ground's keeper Willy drinks some and then starts making out with a rake.





Sloppo