(Joke) Why is the Methamphetamine Forum So Slow?

[methMADMAN]

Answers:

A. The tweakers sold their computer for shit.

B. The other tweakers stole the computer the original tweaker stole to replace the one they sold for shit.

[runfrom MURDER]

SWIM can't get any fucking shit right now cause his guy is asleep.

Being off dope is painful...

[Joe Duffy]

What the heck are you talking about dude?

[runfrom MURDER]

Originally Posted by Joe Duffy

What the heck are you talking about dude?

He's saying that nobody posts in this forum because the tweakers (us) sold off their computers for cash. Right?

[methMADMAN]

Um....Duh! Sorry runfrom, but in the tweak world around here the only people with computers are meth dealers the users eventually sold their toys and have just meth.

[methMADMAN]

Just go to sleep and take a break runfrom you need it....

The stuff causes the brain to fire off so many neurotransmitters that make you happy (til you come down) that you are gonna want it and feel like shit for a while, but if you just stay off it you'll have learned a hard lesson the easy way, the other alternative is stay high all the time and need more and more until eventually you need to IV it for the same high then evenutally you need it so much you steal for it. I am telling you dude it doesn't get better, it's just a quest to feed the habbit it's the worst drug I know of.

A kid like you should be getting girls and having a few beers on weeknds, maybe doing some shrooms or acid not smoking meth like a crackhead. And watch out for crackwhores, any girl that will do you cuz you got a bag of meth will do ANYBODY who has a bag of meth and remember that IV users ususlly pretend they don't IV, so you never know sometimes and AIDS is no pretty picnic. So many reasons runfrom, but if you don't quit, let me know when you do want to because I'll be here to help if I can.

[runfrom MURDER]

Originally Posted by methMADMAN

Just go to sleep and take a break runfrom you need it....

The stuff causes the brain to fire off so many neurotransmitters that make you happy (til you come down) that you are gonna want it and feel like shit for a while, but if you just stay off it you'll have learned a hard lesson the easy way, the other alternative is stay high all the time and need more and more until eventually you need to IV it for the same high then evenutally you need it so much you steal for it. I am telling you dude it doesn't get better, it's just a quest to feed the habbit it's the worst drug I know of.

A kid like you should be getting girls and having a few beers on weeknds, maybe doing some shrooms or acid not smoking meth like a crackhead. And watch out for crackwhores, any girl that will do you cuz you got a bag of meth will do ANYBODY who has a bag of meth and remember that IV users ususlly pretend they don't IV, so you never know sometimes and AIDS is no pretty picnic. So many reasons runfrom, but if you don't quit, let me know when you do want to because I'll be here to help if I can.

Yeah, I'm off to bed...

Reputation Comments on this post:

wise choice

[Codehead]

I thought that they are so fast that this board is spammed 24/7...

Reputation Comments on this post:

You are full of opinions, too bad they have very little basis in reality