How to smoke Ice using tin foil and a candle?

[Father Ted]

Hi

Swim was dreaming about learning to some ice, experience ice smokers in a dream, gave swim a little bit 1/2 gram of Ice.

Swim now does not have access to a bong, nor pipe as in this vivid dream, the place swim is visiting, it is impossible to obtain such a tool as an ice bong, as a strict dream told swim its highly illegal.

Now swim has the most arkward hands in the world, and can just about tie a shoe lace, and zip up a pair of pants....so the suggestion that swim might want to hear dreams in which dreamers suggest swim makes a bong of swims own...too much work, a pain in the neck, and swim is only travelling through here so no time for messing about with light bulbs.

So Swin wants to hear about specific dream s where with a very simple candle or lighter and a roll of tin foil like swims mom had in her kitchen, could be used to tech swim to dream about doing this, as this would be the easiest thing for swim to do.

So any good specifice dreams on how swim could dream about smoking ice using tin foil and say a candle?

As swim is very inexperienced in this dream, specific help is needed.

Swims dream is to smoke,a bad dream to swim would be to snort or eat or inject the ice.

Now...swim dreamt he had a few great nights with a real nice lady who showed him how to gentlely, and slowly smoke little amounts of ice in a special moulded bong...and swim only dreamt he did a very moderate amount, and the happy wonderful dream felt great....never find the fun after....now that was a dirty dream.

As swim wants monderation, and is only a beginner too, and just dreams for a happy buzz, in a nice alert state, swim needs other dreamers to tell swim how many of those little crystals approx to put on the foil and what to do with it, and what it will look like, and when will swim know when it is cooked in swims dream?

Real specific information is needed.

Thanks

Swim

[kellydgkh]

I personally have NO idea what you're talkin bout! But Joe once took a small piece of aluminum foil, shaped it like a bowl, placed a pinch of ice like this size:
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^stupid discription sorry!
Then he held the flame under the foil (not touching, just to heat it). Used a straw to suck up the smoke that this heating of the substance produced. Joe felt nice.

[Father Ted]

Well Swim, heard on the grape vine there, the Father Doogle got a roll of kitchen foil.... a candle from the chapel after mass, his week baggie of ice crystal that was given to him, and decided to do a small experiment... using a plastic straw he drinks soda with, as some of us priest on kraggy island do not all drink...

Doogle, well so he says, but you could never believe him, fashioned the tin foil into a little minature sauspan shape...went winded some of the foil into a little handle he could hold in his fingers....so not to get to hot.

he BS'ed he put about 3 tiny flakes, incase in took a few tries, and I guess it did as our Father Doogle is not the brightest. started to slowly heat the stuff, it sort of metled...with a little smoke arising....but nothing major...so the crystal flake...sort of melted into the foil. so he waited...and this time...roasted the melted stuff under the candle....got one little puff...but nothing major...plus hand eye coordinaion was bad...so tip of straw got melted a bit of yukie toxic...platic fumes.... urrrghhh.....

ok mistake made....wait a while a see FR Doogle told me in the confession box....

Not to be perturbed...and still not the most brightest, he is a good trier your FR Doogle...so this time....he made a new little sauspan shape...but as doogle is award too...he says it looked almost like one of those long boat ships the vikings used to sail in....

Now Doogle was getting a bit annoyed and impatient...a virtue he lacks, and we all pray about... so he said going give it another try in a different way..so again 3 more small flakes....this time used a ciggie lighter...started slow and well below foil...nothing happened. sort of got a little puff and the stuff melted...see our Doogle can be greedy too....and he likes to see a big puff of white smoke come out.... like a fire breathing dragon! and puff out about 3 times...you could fume a room of bugs with the amount of smoke he wants....if ya get the picture...

So dreams now he upped the flamed, stuck her under the foil boat...and straw in mouth....all at the ready...the lighter blazed like the NASA space shuttle launch...and BOOM ....a cloud of white smoke arose...like a genie coming out of a bottle.... doogle was so shocked at this... he was a bit slow off the mark with straw sucking.....so he greedily sucked like a mad man all over the place... drawing in all he could!!!! well he got a decent puff this time....well he hopes it was the meths icy flakes smoke (also he forgot to say...that when making the viking boat...he doubled the foli over to make it stronger just in case....a hole burned thru it...

Also he noticed his badly made viking boat/foil saucepan sort of had a hood over it....like a little roof and this seemed to sort of flue and curl the smoke back down into boat, so just buying an extra sec...to garb in all in...so he gave the melted stuff another good hard burn....and BOOM up again a cloud and he got a massive puff in thru drinking straw...and happily got to look like Puff the Magic dragon...as he saw himself in bathrooom mirror look like a fire dragon...

as this was an experiement he waffled more on technqiue, to get it right, as opposed to a get buzzed for 8 hours set up....he just tried on more tiny flake to repeat the skill...dropped flake into, melted left overs...and cranked up lighter...and a few secs....BOOM PUFF....the smoke was swirling up to fast and hard he had to stop lighter, and re light a few times each with the same BOOM big cloud of smoke.....

So he mananged to get a little buzz. he dreamed anyway... and SWIM thinks his pupils in the eyes look a bit bigger too. doogle looks like body tempetature rose there was a bead of sweat ...and he banged out like lightening a big long email to an old buddy.... he had been putting this email off for weeks, as he his a lazy b*stard...but this time he was typing away on the computer like a mad man and the leg hopping up and now in time to the music.....

SWIM thinks if he bother to believe FR Doogles nonsense ramble about his double foiled viking boat saucepan and this cranked ciggie lighter flame, right under the boat....that cause a massive WHITE CLOUD to rise...that he is on to the right trick on this foil drangon chase for his very rare little icy crystal meths buzz. doogle was talking away like fast to a buddy outside too, who was oblivious to what was going on in the private bathroom. and was humming and singing away as he furious tapped his buddy and email.....

he use no more than say 0;; thats 1 big flake and 2 small flake... for this first blast...and as he does not want to over indulge go on a 3 day bender, or be awake for days with and not eat....a small little burn and a qiuck 2 sec inhaled puff would do the trick nicely......sneak into private bathroom when the beer buddies are about....Swim does not drink any alcohol, swim does not do coca cola no more.... as that what is becomes for him...MORE...and awake gasping in parnoid breaths for the night...with the mind running wild calling him all the bad names of the day.... and he is not a dope man either... hates the idea of hippie types stoned...staring at the wall, with I wish I missed out on the summer of love which is nearly 40 years ago...even though they were not born until 1984 when Pet Shop Boys made us all throw up, as we lounged against the local disco wall, with pints of beer waiting for DJ to play Status Quo...so we could all head bang and play air guitar between throwing beer. so this might do the trick.... small dose in moderation...no parnoids.....(too much, too often, too greedy) causes than, and a little Puff the Magic Dragon of a few flakes of icy crystal meths flakes a few times over the evening as all the others get boozed up...just might make for a very nice discreet little buzz.

Well fooking hell doogle or is it swim is still typing like a mad man....well doogles fantasy or dream he had of tonights expetiment worked so it must have...

I know now....no others on here, know what the fook technique doogle says he used...but if anyone can add any tricks or tips....I am sure doogle might take a help or 3?????

Yes...doogle told swim the little special made ice meths bong the nuns over at the convent had...was much smoother....and less crude....but the Bishop was not happy and smashed it up...so as its very difficult and very irisky to obtain such a tool here on Kraggy Island...sometimes the local law pose as sellers and have them on rare occassion at market stalls...buy one out set some poor priest up for a bust...and in this parish.... even a little baggie of 1g is a long time away... and doogel nor swin cannot tie a shoe lace never mind...dream about hollow light bulbs...the foil is the easiest way...quickest way...and less obvious way.... light a few sented candles in the toilet....do your stuff, and tell other people socializing your just have a good long number 2 in the toilet while readinh your fav book!

so any help?????

[cyndi]

Swim would not waste anything on experiments. It is too hard to obtain. It is easier to get an oiler aka glass pipe than you think. Go in a shop and ask for an oiler. As long as there is no residue, it isn't illegal. You use it for your eucaliptis oils This is in swim's state of course, it may vary in others, I don't know. Light bulbs caused nasty cuts and burns for swim. Yuck. Not recommended. Swim would think the foil would burn and too much wasted.