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[Nagognog2]

Police arrest nude man stuck in chimney
April 24, 2006

HAYWARD, Calif. --A man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs, police said.

| Breaking News Alerts Police say Michael Urbano, 23, locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in on a cable TV wire through the chimney.

But the wire broke and Urbano fell, getting stuck about three-quarters of the way down. He was freed when a firefighter pushed him to safety.

"We get him up, and he's naked as a jaybird," said Hayward police Lt. Gary Branson. "He tells us he took his clothes off because there would be less friction going down the chute. We did find his clothes. So that part checked out."

Authorities were called about 6:15 a.m. Saturday. A neighbor heard "faint, distressing" calls since about 2:30 a.m. and decided to call police.

Police say it probably wasn't a comfortable few hours for Urbano.

"He's not fat," Branson said, "but he used to play football. He's not that little."

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Originally Posted by Nagognog2

"He tells us he took his clothes off because there would be less friction going down the chute. We did find his clothes. So that part checked out."

LOL! so now you have to prove you weren´t born naked?

[doppey]

"Authorities were called about 6:15 a.m. Saturday. A neighbor heard "faint, distressing" calls since about 2:30 a.m. and decided to call police."

What a nice guy to have as a neighbour. 4 hours of distressing noises and then he decides to call for help???

[Nagognog2]

"What a nice guy to have as a neighbour. 4 hours of distressing noises and then he decides to call for help???"

I guess it took him 4 hours to whack off to these sounds...