insanity
09-06-2005, 09:08
Well it's time for me to take my drug test for my parents. They want me to take a test for them occasionally to check if i have been smoking pot. I am a daily smoker of pot, and in order for me to pass my test I have to fool my parents by using a whizzinator (fake penis). The device straps on and is worn similar to whitey tighties.
I have used this before and passed many tests for my parents. When not in use I hide it very well. Tonight was the big night to get tested again and I go up to my hiding spot, which was in my sister's room inside her closet inside an old box inside another tin box.
When I go to her room, i notice that everything in the closet is laying outside, like it's being cleaned out. I start to panic thinking the worst. I check inside the box and find the tin box and when i open it, it is empty!! IM SCREWED! I could have sworn i put the dildo in there i thought! wtf. where could it have gone. and i thought the worst, my mom had found it. and didn't tell me.
I go and talk to my mom and ask about my sister's closet being cleaned and try to pick up signs as to if she found my fake dick. but she didn't mention it or give me any signs as to if she found it or not. I THOUGHT this was strange.
I call my sister...and it turns out that my mom DID find it and got really upset with my sister instead who is 23. My mom must have been disgusted and mortified, because she thought it was a huge dildo! She called my sister, and questioned about it and my sister denied ever seeing it before. my sister kept on insisting that it wasn't hers, but i dont think my mom bought it, because she dragged my sister to confession yesterday out of no where to make her confess because my mom is really religious.
I thought my parents were playing a sick trick and not telling me that they found it and took it, waiting for me to take the drug test without the dick. but When confronted with my sister about it, she thought someone was playing a trick on her. because it really wasn't hers!! my mom didn't even ask me about it or show my dad. because she was so embarrased. I hope she threw it away, so they don't discover what it's really used for. now i have to buy another one for $150, and hope that they don't realize that i could be using something like that to pass the test.
I have used this before and passed many tests for my parents. When not in use I hide it very well. Tonight was the big night to get tested again and I go up to my hiding spot, which was in my sister's room inside her closet inside an old box inside another tin box.
When I go to her room, i notice that everything in the closet is laying outside, like it's being cleaned out. I start to panic thinking the worst. I check inside the box and find the tin box and when i open it, it is empty!! IM SCREWED! I could have sworn i put the dildo in there i thought! wtf. where could it have gone. and i thought the worst, my mom had found it. and didn't tell me.
I go and talk to my mom and ask about my sister's closet being cleaned and try to pick up signs as to if she found my fake dick. but she didn't mention it or give me any signs as to if she found it or not. I THOUGHT this was strange.
I call my sister...and it turns out that my mom DID find it and got really upset with my sister instead who is 23. My mom must have been disgusted and mortified, because she thought it was a huge dildo! She called my sister, and questioned about it and my sister denied ever seeing it before. my sister kept on insisting that it wasn't hers, but i dont think my mom bought it, because she dragged my sister to confession yesterday out of no where to make her confess because my mom is really religious.
I thought my parents were playing a sick trick and not telling me that they found it and took it, waiting for me to take the drug test without the dick. but When confronted with my sister about it, she thought someone was playing a trick on her. because it really wasn't hers!! my mom didn't even ask me about it or show my dad. because she was so embarrased. I hope she threw it away, so they don't discover what it's really used for. now i have to buy another one for $150, and hope that they don't realize that i could be using something like that to pass the test.