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insanity
09-06-2005, 09:08
Well it's time for me to take my drug test for my parents. They want me to take a test for them occasionally to check if i have been smoking pot. I am a daily smoker of pot, and in order for me to pass my test I have to fool my parents by using a whizzinator (fake penis). The device straps on and is worn similar to whitey tighties.

I have used this before and passed many tests for my parents. When not in use I hide it very well. Tonight was the big night to get tested again and I go up to my hiding spot, which was in my sister's room inside her closet inside an old box inside another tin box.

When I go to her room, i notice that everything in the closet is laying outside, like it's being cleaned out. I start to panic thinking the worst. I check inside the box and find the tin box and when i open it, it is empty!! IM SCREWED! I could have sworn i put the dildo in there i thought! wtf. where could it have gone. and i thought the worst, my mom had found it. and didn't tell me.

I go and talk to my mom and ask about my sister's closet being cleaned and try to pick up signs as to if she found my fake dick. but she didn't mention it or give me any signs as to if she found it or not. I THOUGHT this was strange.

I call my sister...and it turns out that my mom DID find it and got really upset with my sister instead who is 23. My mom must have been disgusted and mortified, because she thought it was a huge dildo! She called my sister, and questioned about it and my sister denied ever seeing it before. my sister kept on insisting that it wasn't hers, but i dont think my mom bought it, because she dragged my sister to confession yesterday out of no where to make her confess because my mom is really religious.

I thought my parents were playing a sick trick and not telling me that they found it and took it, waiting for me to take the drug test without the dick. but When confronted with my sister about it, she thought someone was playing a trick on her. because it really wasn't hers!! my mom didn't even ask me about it or show my dad. because she was so embarrased. I hope she threw it away, so they don't discover what it's really used for. now i have to buy another one for $150, and hope that they don't realize that i could be using something like that to pass the test.

uqlfy
09-06-2005, 17:23
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Dude thats has got to be one of the funniest storys I have ever heard.



BTW do you have to use whizzantor? Do they actually watch you piss? That some effed up stuff.

I would think you could make a similiar device with say a ziplock
baggie and some plastic hose much cheaper. Matter of fact let me talk
to a friend of mine. He was in simliar circumstances and if i recall
did just that.

Muirner
10-06-2005, 02:01
I agree with uqlfy http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gifhttp://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gifhttp://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif. anyways, do they stand over your shoulder and watch you piss? You could take a condom fill it with clean urine, keep it in hot water, and pass that way. Expecially with home testing kits they dont tell temp. Shit couldnt u just drop some water on it?

Condom with piss in it, tie the top, and when you ahve to piss rip off the top. Be careful flushing the condom down your toilet if you have a syeptic (major sp) system you can kill the motor by putting a condom through it. If u have city sewers then your set.

How big is the wizzinator? i have never seen it up close, or even really read about it. If it is of decent size i feel bad for your sissy, your parents probably think she is a freak. haha.You didnt tell her u were hiding that in her closet. that's pretty fucked. Also why did your mom go searching her closet?


MuirnerEdited by: Muirner

unico_walker
10-06-2005, 02:07
Anyone notice the whizzinator only comes in circumcised? Be tough to fool your parents if you're nothttp://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif

Muirner
11-06-2005, 21:35
Anyone notice the whizzinator only comes in circumcised? Be tough to fool your parents if you're nothttp://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif


HAHAHA! i never even thought of that.. that's a good point, so take note of that all uncircumsized people. http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif


Muirner

Guest
06-07-2005, 20:34
you are freeking crazy-you let your mom drive you to wearing a fake
urinating devise???
have you no self respect?
I would get on the bus and be a treet bum-i never let nobody dgrade me
like that -get a grip
(not on your fake pisser)
and bail!!!
being a street bum is not too bad i was a bum before, try it its better than
being humiliated.
what a fucking sad joke. this country is breeding trouble.

but you overall story is the best.
YOU are the King of hilarity
i respect you for trying mommies way but how do you respect yourself?

Muirner
07-07-2005, 06:54
isnt it illegal for your parents to force you to a drug screen? and they cant kick you out if your a minor. Then again your 18 because you are part of the site.


Muirner

BigRed
08-07-2005, 19:51
guesty suck a......well sorry for that but u sound like a smartass and though i don´t make fun off bums( i give them change) i´ve never seen a bum looking respectfull in a three piece suit so living on the street= bad hygene and bad looks and thats disrespectful to urself and humiliating, and i think listening to ur mother (sence i´ts probably her home) is real respectful. anyways back way back when swim had the same experience with the whole piss cup thing and swim hated it until he found the wonders of dilution..........give it a try.


peace

Guest
19-07-2005, 05:14
....dude its called H2O or more commonly....Water. My friend has
to take piss tests too and we smoke daily, anyways all he does is drink
alot of water and your good..especially if your taking those store
bought shits. Now if its a laboratory drug test...THEN i suggest
using your fake penis or w.e lol.