Not really a joke but a funny concept

[Sasha Gulag]

this dawned on me..to much laughter, while reading my org. chemistry textbook

imagine some dumbass misinformed kids, try to order 1,4-butanediol from a chem suply and instead place an order for one liter of butanethiol.(skunk juice).

i just thoguth it wo8uld be hilarious to see somebody take a sip and then rip their tongue out with a wire brush getting the smell out.

[uqlfy]

I was stoned one day in my backyard and this squirrel kept staring at
me and makin noise. So paranoid person I am thought itd be funny if it
was a drug sniffin squirrel.

Anyone else think narc squirrels are being trained as we speak? They
are perfect for the job. Deceptively cute, more agile than a dog, able
to climb on rooftops and trees no one would ever suspect it was workin
for the feds.

Any other animals youthink might be good candidates for narc use?

[jrock0069]

I could think of a few, but I am also paranoid. I fear that the ideas I put on here could be used against me in the future. You know, they actually pay some idiot at least fifty grand a year to do exactly what were doing. I think police are the stupidest pieces of shit on the planet and I bet every good idea they've come up with, they get it from a person who uses drugs.

[wednesday]

i thought a tree was watching me through my window so i went outside and cut one of its branches off
it doesn't bother me anymore
needless to say

the trees and the squirrels are working together
Paul

[Nature Boy]

Anybody else have any?

These are my most recent,

1. If the "green herbs" in Resident Evil games were exposed to the same thing that caused the people to become zombies, wouldn't the resulting zombie weed be the most potent shit ever!!

2. An idea for a sequel to Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange. Set fifty years in the future since the last movie, the brain-bending technology is inverted and is used to toughen marines in order for battle. But in the case of one man, LSD is dropped into his eyeballs rather than water. The rest of the movie would involve a fade between reality and insanity where he goes ballistic due to a total psychological overdose!

Anyway, that's me for now. Feel free to add your own but I don't recommend posting lots of text otherwise people won't read...

[dedly]

high nature-dude-liam...
i know your'e completely insane, but i've actually SEEN people put HITS of 'cid beneath their eyelids... they said it gets to the bloodstream faster. it looked like expensive optomitry to me...
oh, there a a swim of mine who had problems with his eyes. so he went to an optimist. the optimist said "hey, don't worry, it'll be fine"..,.