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What do you do when your girlfriend poops diareah in one of your kitchen cabnets. My friends girlfriend did exactly this. She drank five beers, they take a nap. He is awaken to find out that his girlfriend has pissed all over the floor and left a surprise inisde the cabnet covering cooking equipment. This is is her
second party pooping ofense. She has previously locked herself inisde of a bathroom durring a party and pooped on the bathroom floor leaving two of her female friends to clean it and her up.
I'd say keep her away from alcoholic beverages!!! Makes me wonder if she is on anything else to get her especiallysloppy drunk (no pun intended)
Creeping Death
01-06-2005, 18:01
Get her a butt-plug.
sterling77
01-06-2005, 18:21
I hear publix is having a sale on Huggie's super absorbent diapers.
Pinkavvy
01-06-2005, 18:53
if she has diaria when drinking beer, she could be alergic to hops ... or even alcohol.
i dont know what to say honestly... That is gross. http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley11.gif. Does she remember doing it??? And do u show her the mess she made? And i honestly hope that u dont clean it up...
On a more serious note, do you two ever have anal sex. Because that could stretch her rectum and cause a minor issue. But if she's doing it in the cabinent/floor she obviously knows she has to go.
Muirner
OiledMandible
06-06-2005, 03:12
Ha. I would encourage the finding of a new girlfriend. One that doesnt crap on the floor.
Well http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley24.gifwhat you need to do is show her the mess she has made, tell her she is bad, and rub her nose in it.
LOLExatctly whatI was thinking Softrat!http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley32.gif
bcStoner420
11-06-2005, 09:12
dude seriously whats her problem taking a fuckin shit in cupboards on ur cooking stuff thast seriously fuckin wrong, wow all i can say is sick man, i would not hesitate 30 seconds to dump that sick bitch man, dont even put up with that. its fuckin repulsive.
sands of time
11-06-2005, 09:23
Take a dump on her chest. Or maybe you should go to her house and poop all over her stuff.
bcStoner420
11-06-2005, 20:20
lol she must be really drunk to be shitting everywhere, probly drunk enough to drink a 40 of piss? lol me and a couple buddies did that to some guy at a party once we filled a 40 of colt 45 like 3/4 full with nothing but piss, guess what, the motherfucker slammed it and wanted morehttp://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley11.gifhttp://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif
what a jackass....
Edited by: bcStoner420
jatzstoned
16-06-2005, 04:27
What do you do when your girlfriend poops diareah in one of your kitchen cabnets. My friends girlfriend did exactly this. She drank five beers, they take a nap. He is awaken to find out that his girlfriend has pissed all over the floor and left a surprise inisde the cabnet covering cooking equipment. This is is her second party pooping ofense. She has previously locked herself inisde of a bathroom durring a party and pooped on the bathroom floor leaving two of her female friends to clean it and her up.
id feel soo fucking embarrased if i was her, i have a friend that gets so drunk ge thinks that chairs are toilets and pisses wenever he can, we call him "mc P pants"
Take a dump on her chest. Or maybe you should go to her house and poop all over her stuff.
Also know as the Cleveland Steamer.
Cleveland Steamer (noun)
[/list]A slang term for when a man sits on his partners chest, and, while either getting oral or titty-fucking her, craps on her chest.
Ex: I was with this real dirty girl last night, and I gave her a Cleveland Steamer
Edited by: club222
This girl may be insane, for real.
AngelGirl
26-06-2005, 06:04
I totally agree with u guys.... first of all who needs a shitty girlfriend ( literally) who you cant even drink with? http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif
Any woman who shits in my house is subject to
being prosecuted for exposing me to potential
bio-hazardous waste.
Blow-jobs might go a long way to buy out-of-court
settlements, and I'll probably need LOTS of
"encouragement"Edited by: Woodman
TranceAddict
27-06-2005, 07:39
wow...craps around the house. thats insane. i get pretty pissed when my
past g/fs have puked at my house when we drank with some ppl....but
even then thats understandable....
....but craping. thats unreasonable. i understand puking and maybe even
pissing all around the toilet and floor in a bathroom, but anything
beyond that is just plain abnormal. and not to mention disgusting
Once when me and another friend were doing beer bongs of 211. He
got so drunk that he passed out on the floor and pissed himself.
The next day he told me he thought he had beer poured on himself
because his sweatshirt was wet up to his neck. HAHAHAHA!!!!
jrock0069
08-07-2005, 02:25
I'd video tape her doing it and start a fetish web site. This way she'll get to continue shitting everywhere, her friends get to continue cleaning it up and I get paid. Works out great for everybody.
Another good advantage... if your ever too lazy to get off your fat ass and walk to the bathroom, you can let it plop anywhere you want and blame it on her.
gross man. I dont like the last two suggestions, but that's fine if your down with the nasty shit like that (no pun intended http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif), anyways. has she cut the shit out. (again no pun intended http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif). Taking a dump in a cupboard is a shitty way to end the night. (http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif)... ok my stoned ass is off, enough puns.
Muirner
I'd video tape her doing it and start a fetish web site.
This way she'll get to continue shitting everywhere,
Oh Man!
If it was that easy I'ld just glue a vid-cam to my
buttcheek and get paid whenever I pop a turd.Edited by: Woodman
OiledMandible
09-07-2005, 03:57
^^^ You could probably do that. Just get the angle right, and...
How do you shit in a cupboard that is hard its like crapping on a wall. Superglue her ass shut thatll teach her
keep her away from alcohol and get her on codeine man. a side effect for some is serious constapation. but for most people it hardens their shit just a little. besides, codeine is a pretty good substatute for alcohol at parties, especially for her.
I'd just stay as far away from her as I possibly could. While also constantly reminding the friend "YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FRIGGIN DISGUSTING"
http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley11.gif http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley11.gif http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley11.gif
pabel_giboon
13-07-2005, 18:02
I would wait for the tactical moment to dump her, but before that I would conspire to meke her shit in a place I would like to but never dare, like my bosse´s house.
Any woman who shits in my house is subject to being prosecuted for exposing me to potential
bio-hazardous waste.
Yeah, really... http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif
Any woman who behaves like this is a 3-year-old girl psychologically, and needs to be potty trained again. I'd get rid of her, cuz I'd feel like a damn pedo every time we had sex.
Either that, or get her to a shrink as soon as possible...Edited by: Nicaine
CelineDIonsMuff
18-07-2005, 06:34
She'd have to be pretty damn attractive for me to overlook something like that.
DB Cooper
24-08-2005, 05:02
If she does anal bleaching(bleach the anus so its white instead of
brown, why one would do this I dunno), that can loosen the
muscles. I mean, pissing yourself, and pissing in weird places is
gross, okay if your completely beligerant, shitting is a different
story though.
My advice; use this to your advantage as blackmale. She'll definetly do whatever you want in the bedroom in hopes of keeping that a secret. Also, if she is hesitant to 'visit Cleveland' (take it in the pooper), she may now re-consider!
My advice; use this to your advantage as blackmale. She'll definetly do whatever you want in the bedroom in hopes of keeping that a secret. Also, if she is hesitant to 'visit Cleveland' (take it in the pooper), she may now re-consider!
Just be carefull she hasn't drank too many beers before the affair or it could get messy.lol
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ambrosius
28-09-2005, 08:46
Catch her doing it, throw a bag of kitty litter at her and ask if she has the commonfucking decencyto at least bury it.
Fight bizarreness with bizarreness.
Darkmaster
01-10-2005, 02:27
Force her to take an enema before you start drinking
Tie a bucket 'round her waist, hanging in the appropriate place!http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif
Just speak to her about it. if it doesn't work, make a video, and show it to everyone, (follow her with camera all the time), this should be sufficient to prevent ummm further unpleasantries
What softrat said, but show the people that you hang around with (warn her that's what your gonna do if it happens again)Edited by: bonghed
thats proper mingin!!
she may have real probs ontrolling herself!
dump her!http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley7.gif
600538411
01-12-2005, 23:32
I can't believe that so much discussion has generated off the fact that some chick takes dumps all over the place...
FREAK!! http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley34.gif
Richard_smoker
08-02-2006, 05:43
I'm sorry... I'm kinda stuck a few posts back.
DBCooper--who do you know who bleaches their anus to make it white?? were you just joking or what?? this sounds pretty fucking sick.
I'm guessing this is something porn stars do (?)
I have noticed quite a few depigmented assholes in porn. I just figured it was asshole makeup... do you have any evidence that people actually do this? hmm... interesting.
I found this and had to put it in this thread. Not for the faint of stomache.
bottlekop
26-04-2006, 14:55
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