jrock0069
01-03-2005, 05:49
A man goes to a pimp with 200 dollars and asks if it will get him a good ho. The pimp gives hima beautiful woman who looks like across between Selma Hayek and Halle Berryhttp://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley32.gifso the man takes her into the room and has his way with her. The following day he comes back with 100 dollars and asks what he could get. The pimp gives him one of your slightly above average type of hookers and the man takes her to the room to have his way with her. The next day the man returns with 50 dollars and gets a regular street walker. After that he comes back with 25 dollars and gets an older hooker that should have retired long ago, but none the less he takes her and does her anyway. Next, he comes back with only 10 dollars. The pimp tells him that he should come back when he has more money because he doesn't want to see what that will get him. But the man persists on accout of how horny he is. So the pimp says okay and shows him the most hiddeous woman ever. I'm talkin no teeth, thin grey hair evrywhere, missing an eye and smelling something fierce. But still the man takes her into the room and starts to do his thing. After fuckin' her for a few minutes, she gets all dry, so she reached down and rubbed herself to make it wet again. After a few more minutes, it went dry again, so again the woman reached down and rubbed herself to make it wet. This happened about 10 times before he finished and as he layed on top of her afterward, he asked her how she kept making herself all wet after it went dry so many times. So she replied "I picked the scabs"http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley11.gif