The_Great_Sage
23-02-2005, 04:59
DEAD HEAD Samson: were we still consideringsusieshouse as me pooning or was that exceptable behavior for the amount i drank?
FleaWannabe313: Well the amount you drink isnt important.
FleaWannabe313: Its just based on what you do
FleaWannabe313: and that was definately a grade-A example of pooning out.
FleaWannabe313: ... and it was really fucking funny
DEAD HEAD Samson: o ok i can live with that lol i would have beat the shit out of me
FleaWannabe313: Yeah
FleaWannabe313: You bashed your fucking head like 50 times
FleaWannabe313: im suprised you didnt have big fucking bumps and cuts and shit
FleaWannabe313: once you fell FLAT on your face in the kitchen
DEAD HEAD Samson: i remember some of that
FleaWannabe313: and like 4 times, when going to puke, you just flipped your head STTRAAAIGGGHTT down onto the wooden part of the couch
FleaWannabe313: and then sliding down into the trashcan
FleaWannabe313: OMg, that was so funny looking
DEAD HEAD Samson: rofflmao
DEAD HEAD Samson: lmao dam that would be funny to watch
FleaWannabe313: With like all your strength, you went from sitting upright to bashing your face into the arm of a couch
FleaWannabe313: It was hilarious to watch
DEAD HEAD Samson: lmao
FleaWannabe313: im laughing my ass off right now
DEAD HEAD Samson: i am too
FleaWannabe313: The best was when you flipped off the couch and kicked that glass thing
FleaWannabe313: and when you, at full speed, ran STRAIGHT into the screen door
FleaWannabe313: ramming it open
FleaWannabe313: and then passing out in the middle of her driveway
DEAD HEAD Samson: rofflmao
FleaWannabe313: then jane and i had to drag your ass back inside
FleaWannabe313: and like right when we got inside, you fell flat on your ass in a bucket of water
FleaWannabe313: and we thought you shit/pissed yourself
DEAD HEAD Samson: this the most hillarous thing i ever heard
DEAD HEAD Samson: the only thiing i dont remember is how it all started
FleaWannabe313: I dont remember that either
DEAD HEAD Samson: dam
FleaWannabe313: i remember us in the kitchen though... all drinking beer
FleaWannabe313: andjane and susie trying to get me piss-fuckin-drunk
FleaWannabe313: and then eating bread
FleaWannabe313: thensusie trying to fuck bob
DEAD HEAD Samson: well how did we get to the living room?
FleaWannabe313: ... i thinksusie wanted to watch some tv
FleaWannabe313: cause i remember watching a green day video and being like "dude, i hate these guys"
DEAD HEAD Samson: shit i want to find out how it all started
FleaWannabe313: And whenjane and i were on the loveseat,susie was like "DUDE!! YOU 2 ARE ON THE SAME COUCH! LOOK!! STAN! JANE! HOW DUMB CAN YOU 2 BE!?"
FleaWannabe313: Then she went to sleep
FleaWannabe313: and you half passed out
DEAD HEAD Samson: what the hell did she saythat for?
FleaWannabe313: Cause she was trying to setjane and I up
FleaWannabe313: and they were both trying to get me drunk so i would do something with katie
FleaWannabe313: And they were trying to getbob drunk to fuck susie
FleaWannabe313: and they were talking in code in front of us
FleaWannabe313: and we didnt understand it
DEAD HEAD Samson: i remember that
FleaWannabe313: Oh... i also rememberjane beating the shit out of you
DEAD HEAD Samson: oh yea i do too
DEAD HEAD Samson: now that you mention it
FleaWannabe313: She punched you right in the face like 5 times
FleaWannabe313: it was fucking hilarious
DEAD HEAD Samson: she fucking punched me man
FleaWannabe313: hahahahaa, i know
DEAD HEAD Samson: why?
DEAD HEAD Samson: thats messed up man
FleaWannabe313: Dude, you kept using ALL your energy to get up and run outside
FleaWannabe313: so we had to hold you down
FleaWannabe313: and then when you started screaming about dying and not being able to breathe, she punched you in the face
DEAD HEAD Samson: so she had to hit me?
FleaWannabe313: Yeah
DEAD HEAD Samson: for that? just let me go outside
FleaWannabe313: or else you were gonna fuck everything in that room up
FleaWannabe313: Dude, we did once
FleaWannabe313: and you fucking made it half way out her driveway
DEAD HEAD Samson: so you should have left me
DEAD HEAD Samson: i would have learned not to poon out
FleaWannabe313: Dude, it was like 1 degree outside
FleaWannabe313: you would have died
DEAD HEAD Samson: no i wouldnt have ... ok maybe but proly not and thats still fucked up she punched me
FleaWannabe313: Dont worry dude
FleaWannabe313: it was all necessary.
DEAD HEAD Samson: yea but i feel like an idiot and i dont like it that she hit me man it makes me feel like she really wants to punch me in reallife and that was the only time she could
DEAD HEAD Samson: you could have hit me
FleaWannabe313: dude, dont worry man
FleaWannabe313: she only did it because you would have freaked out and run outside and frozen to death otherwise
FleaWannabe313: I remember you wokesusie up with your screaming
DEAD HEAD Samson: well if anyone ever has to punch me again i want it to be a dude
FleaWannabe313: Ok i will
Thge names in this conversation have been changed to respectthe privacy of those involved
FleaWannabe313: Well the amount you drink isnt important.
FleaWannabe313: Its just based on what you do
FleaWannabe313: and that was definately a grade-A example of pooning out.
FleaWannabe313: ... and it was really fucking funny
DEAD HEAD Samson: o ok i can live with that lol i would have beat the shit out of me
FleaWannabe313: Yeah
FleaWannabe313: You bashed your fucking head like 50 times
FleaWannabe313: im suprised you didnt have big fucking bumps and cuts and shit
FleaWannabe313: once you fell FLAT on your face in the kitchen
DEAD HEAD Samson: i remember some of that
FleaWannabe313: and like 4 times, when going to puke, you just flipped your head STTRAAAIGGGHTT down onto the wooden part of the couch
FleaWannabe313: and then sliding down into the trashcan
FleaWannabe313: OMg, that was so funny looking
DEAD HEAD Samson: rofflmao
DEAD HEAD Samson: lmao dam that would be funny to watch
FleaWannabe313: With like all your strength, you went from sitting upright to bashing your face into the arm of a couch
FleaWannabe313: It was hilarious to watch
DEAD HEAD Samson: lmao
FleaWannabe313: im laughing my ass off right now
DEAD HEAD Samson: i am too
FleaWannabe313: The best was when you flipped off the couch and kicked that glass thing
FleaWannabe313: and when you, at full speed, ran STRAIGHT into the screen door
FleaWannabe313: ramming it open
FleaWannabe313: and then passing out in the middle of her driveway
DEAD HEAD Samson: rofflmao
FleaWannabe313: then jane and i had to drag your ass back inside
FleaWannabe313: and like right when we got inside, you fell flat on your ass in a bucket of water
FleaWannabe313: and we thought you shit/pissed yourself
DEAD HEAD Samson: this the most hillarous thing i ever heard
DEAD HEAD Samson: the only thiing i dont remember is how it all started
FleaWannabe313: I dont remember that either
DEAD HEAD Samson: dam
FleaWannabe313: i remember us in the kitchen though... all drinking beer
FleaWannabe313: andjane and susie trying to get me piss-fuckin-drunk
FleaWannabe313: and then eating bread
FleaWannabe313: thensusie trying to fuck bob
DEAD HEAD Samson: well how did we get to the living room?
FleaWannabe313: ... i thinksusie wanted to watch some tv
FleaWannabe313: cause i remember watching a green day video and being like "dude, i hate these guys"
DEAD HEAD Samson: shit i want to find out how it all started
FleaWannabe313: And whenjane and i were on the loveseat,susie was like "DUDE!! YOU 2 ARE ON THE SAME COUCH! LOOK!! STAN! JANE! HOW DUMB CAN YOU 2 BE!?"
FleaWannabe313: Then she went to sleep
FleaWannabe313: and you half passed out
DEAD HEAD Samson: what the hell did she saythat for?
FleaWannabe313: Cause she was trying to setjane and I up
FleaWannabe313: and they were both trying to get me drunk so i would do something with katie
FleaWannabe313: And they were trying to getbob drunk to fuck susie
FleaWannabe313: and they were talking in code in front of us
FleaWannabe313: and we didnt understand it
DEAD HEAD Samson: i remember that
FleaWannabe313: Oh... i also rememberjane beating the shit out of you
DEAD HEAD Samson: oh yea i do too
DEAD HEAD Samson: now that you mention it
FleaWannabe313: She punched you right in the face like 5 times
FleaWannabe313: it was fucking hilarious
DEAD HEAD Samson: she fucking punched me man
FleaWannabe313: hahahahaa, i know
DEAD HEAD Samson: why?
DEAD HEAD Samson: thats messed up man
FleaWannabe313: Dude, you kept using ALL your energy to get up and run outside
FleaWannabe313: so we had to hold you down
FleaWannabe313: and then when you started screaming about dying and not being able to breathe, she punched you in the face
DEAD HEAD Samson: so she had to hit me?
FleaWannabe313: Yeah
DEAD HEAD Samson: for that? just let me go outside
FleaWannabe313: or else you were gonna fuck everything in that room up
FleaWannabe313: Dude, we did once
FleaWannabe313: and you fucking made it half way out her driveway
DEAD HEAD Samson: so you should have left me
DEAD HEAD Samson: i would have learned not to poon out
FleaWannabe313: Dude, it was like 1 degree outside
FleaWannabe313: you would have died
DEAD HEAD Samson: no i wouldnt have ... ok maybe but proly not and thats still fucked up she punched me
FleaWannabe313: Dont worry dude
FleaWannabe313: it was all necessary.
DEAD HEAD Samson: yea but i feel like an idiot and i dont like it that she hit me man it makes me feel like she really wants to punch me in reallife and that was the only time she could
DEAD HEAD Samson: you could have hit me
FleaWannabe313: dude, dont worry man
FleaWannabe313: she only did it because you would have freaked out and run outside and frozen to death otherwise
FleaWannabe313: I remember you wokesusie up with your screaming
DEAD HEAD Samson: well if anyone ever has to punch me again i want it to be a dude
FleaWannabe313: Ok i will
Thge names in this conversation have been changed to respectthe privacy of those involved