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Diphenhydramine
16-07-2005, 05:31
This is especially for you, dear Mui. Found this at:
http://www.third-plateau.org/community/humor.shtml
Enjoy!
You know youre a dxm addict when...
Written by NickCA (on 650 mg of DXM)</font>
you wonder why robo doesn't come in six packs.
the people at the grocery store start laughing as soon as they see you.
you pay for bottles of robo with nickels and pennies.
you complete your 5 foot tall pyramid of robo bottles.
you regularly drink the family size robo bottles without ralphing.
your teeth are permanently stained red from sucking on sucrets.
putting tinfoil in your ears to keep the aliens from reading your mind sounds like a pretty good idea.
you shoplift cough syrup once a week or more.
you and your toilet have come to really understand each other.
4 people check to see if you're dead in one night.
you have more than 10 coricidin coupons at any one time.
you start recieving coded messages from the toaster.
your plastic shotglass collection starts taking up too much space.
Recent additions (by different people):
you prefer drinking robo to taking powder because you like how robo tastes.
you go to the drugstore and the pharmacist asks if you want "the usual".
you can't find things on the floor due to the number of sucrets wrappers and
robo bottles.
you've permanently lost the ability to cough.
you get frequent discounts with all of the bulk suppliers.
you were the reason why they discontinued Drixoral Cough.
you swear you've been to the fourth plateau...physically.
your body is physically telling you to stop drinking robo.
you've come to accept the fact that you're constantly feeling nauseous.
you like the taste of pure DXM powder.
you can walk out of any drugstore without having paid for at least 5
bottles of robo (note: DON'T try this!).
you've memorized the DXM FAQ.
you have permanently dissociated your mind from your body, and they can work
independently from each other.
you drink Robitussin as a thirst quencher.
you walk into your favorite drugstore and people scream your name, like "Norm" in Cheers.
you've come to accept that you are no longer human and you have to save the planet from the extinction of the DXM race.
you now permanently walk like you are robo-shuffling.
you keep a bowl of Coricidin right next to the bowl of M&M's at parties.
the person who introduced you to robo is confronting you everyday trying to get you to stop.
people refer to you as "that strange guy who always drinks cough medicine".
you can no longer buy cough medicine in your state or county.
even the sight or smell of robo makes you violently sick.
you get robo delievered to your doorstep by a wholesaler.
you now have to go to the drugstore incognito.
you are the reason why DXM becomes scheduled.
you've translated the DXM FAQ to many languages, including several dead ones.
you have robo-helmets instead of beer-helmets.
your life-long dream is to open a chain of discount cough-medicine stores.
you now have a constant DXM IV hooked up to you.
you've taken to dumpster-diving for robo (actually, not uncommon).
you start to freak out when you are no longer seeing in double.
you always find yourself feeling like you're walking on the moon.
if you stop taking DXM, your liver will give out.
you are now smuggling DXM across state lines.
you've bought out the entire stock of Robitussin at the only gas station in your neighborhood that sells it.
you ask that gas station to order extra stock just for you.
when the cops see you, and you look like you're on something,
they no longer try and stop you because they know what you're on is
legal.
your trip sitter has now permanently moved into your house to trip-sit you.
the companies that make cough medicine occasionally call you up to thank you.
the pharmacy won't sell DXM to you anymore without a doctor's note.
you have scars from all the robo-itching and robo-scratching.
your entire diet consists of any of the foods listed below.
Mr. Olney calls you up to do research.
you can see through the holes in your brain.
lol omg!!! blonds wont get this but i loved number 42!!! hahaha!!!
Diphenhydramine
16-07-2005, 20:20
Yeah, they had some way nasty recipes posted under this list, basically
baking recipes that substituted an 8oz for water. Pancakes,
muffins, etc. Ugh.http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley11.gif
Sitbcknchill
16-07-2005, 21:00
Tasty stuff indeed:
Robo Nachos
heres what u need:
- Cheese Wizz (2 containers)
- 4oz robo
- peppers
- nachos
Scoop all the cheese wiz out of the contaners, and put it in a big bowel. Add the robo, mix it up real good. Nuke it in the microwave for 10 minutes. Stir every 5 minutes. It may require a longer cook time. What were doing here is to heat up the cheese, and make the water get out, so it gets more viscous. If you dont heat it up for long enough it's nasty. After all that, mix in hot peppers, and nuke it again. (Want the pepper stuff to bleed into the cheese, which should be kinda pink now) Then put it on nachos, and puke yer guts out.
Robitussin Split Pea with ham
Goto the store and get some split pea with ham soup. I chose this type of soup, because it's the dryest type of soup i could find. take two cans of it and pour it in a bowel, then add 8oz of robo. Heat it up and enjoy spending an hour with your head in the toilet bowel.
Robitussin Skittle delight
This actually tastes good
heres what you need 1/4 cup of brown sugar, 6 packs of skittles(the kind that comes in the deep purple bag) 8oz robo, 1/8 cup flower, some chocklat. Take the brown sugar in a bowel, mix it up with the robo real good, then add the skittles. Let this shit soak for 2 hours. By the end of two hours, it should be real gummy, this is when you add the flour. Set the oven to 300 degrees. Mix the flour into the mixture real good. You may have to take a spoon and mash up some of the undisolved skittles. Then put it in a muffin pan, and make little skittle/robo muffins. (fill up the holes with the mixture) Set it in the oven for 10-15 minutes, or until it gets really hot, but not burned. It makes a really tasty sticky mess, kinda minty almost, like somebody put a little menthol or toothpaste in it. You gotta try this shit homes.
How ironic.....
Robitussin Cucumber Shake (for health nuts)
find 2-3 cucumbers, check them for funkiness and pubes. If it smells funky, or has pubes all over it, put 'em back.(somebody might use 'em later), and goto the store and get new cucumbers. Put that shit in the blender with 8oz robo, and add tofu and soy sauce. Mix it until it's the right consistancy. If it's too thick, add some more soy sauce.
Robitussin sardeens
If you live near the water, collect some minows. Stuff 'em in a jar with some robitussin. Leave it on the counter for a few months. Eat them, then drink the juice.
how bout a robo shake... just mix with milk choco syrup and robo and banana and one scoop of ice cream and some ice in a blender... mmm... well maybe change the choco syrup to strawberries or cherries to better blend the flavor with the robo... mmm... sounds delicious like an after dinner treat for the sweet tooth your fat glands and your head trip...
This is especially for you, dear Mui.
<LI>you wonder why robo doesn't come in six packs.
<LI>you shoplift cough syrup once a week or more.
<LI>you and your toilet have come to really understand each other.
</LI>
your body is physically telling you to stop drinking robo.
Thank you for the toppic dip HAHA. so i'll give my take on this list:
1) Robo Gels should come in six packs, and more then 20 in a bottle, hell you can fit 60, do it up.
2) Didnt pay for an estimated 9400mg of DXM through robo's.
3) Never really had an issue. Only puked about 4 times. 2 times on 2 seperate ocassions.
Muirner
RemyLeBeau
16-08-2005, 06:38
here ya go
people pay YOU to extract DXM for them (happens to me)
your boss at the grocery store your at wonders why you always order an extra case of robogels
how much does a case go for (at least to the store?) I'm trying to get moved into that section so i can get cases of robo's
Muirner
Sitbcknchill
18-08-2005, 11:16
The robo gels generally do not come in cases in the stores....usually HBC sections are set up to be a pack 1 which that means they come individually or they are set up as a pack five or something like that where there are 5 bottles in a package...but generally they do not come in full blown cases like 100 or nothing...I'm sure they come like that to the warehouse but not to the individual stores...
As for price, chains usually mark the price up anywhere from 20-60% <---wide range huh.....
Diphenhydramine
18-08-2005, 21:42
Dude, try going to a surplus store like Cosco or Sam's Club. You
can get packs of like five or ten 8 oz bottles, I dunno why anyone
would want that many EXCEPT to robotrip. I woulda bought a pack
but they only had robo with guaf (ugh).
i dont want the liquid, that shit is gross. But at my store when we get robo gels in, and they stock the empty shelfs (why are they empty?? http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley2.gif) they will put ~15-20 packages out. I just cant locate that box. Now they are trying to move me over to that department, hell ya.
Muirner
Diphenhydramine
22-08-2005, 22:52
Shit man, I gotta come visit your little "pharmacy" (aka Mui standing
on a street corner, behind a carboard box marked "Farmacy: Cheep
DMX"). Still gotta try those gelcaps, but whenever I'm in a drug
store I make sure to browse, and I STILL haven't found any that are
solely dmx. Closest I've found have ephedrine in them, and I
dunno if I would want that much ephedrine in me...
Mui standing on a street corner, behind a carboard box marked "Farmacy: Cheep DMX" http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gifHAHA! that was funny shit. At some times i have enough to be a pharmacy.
You deffentally dont waht ephedrine in the trip. A little bit can make the trip much more speedy feeling and even make you not to tired at the end when u want to go to bed. Anyways, look for RoboCough Gels.
Muirner
Diphenhydramine
23-08-2005, 06:19
I know, but no one sells JUST cough shit anymore, it's always "cough
AND cold." So there is plenty of guaf, ace, or eph to go
around. Motherfuckers.
Whatever, I just saw the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, so I'm a happy little boy. For the moment.
Now where are those damn coughgels?!?!?
i watched that 2 days after it came out, at home, on my LSD monitor, 400watt Klipsch THX 4.1 Surround sound, while geeking on DXM. Good times. haha, cant beat that honestly.
I wonder what the policy of auction sites to sell robo gels http://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif
Muirner
Diphenhydramine
23-08-2005, 23:45
You can't sell dxm products unless you have some sort of otc license...I believe...
Surround sound rules...nothing like turning the lights off, and
blasting pink floyd through my 5.1 with some friends, just laying on
the ground feeling the bass vibrate you.
cartex12
25-08-2005, 00:27
try dexalone</span> gel caps they have 30mg of DXM per pill and thats it. they come in packs of 30 pills. so it's 900 mg for like $8.
Diphenhydramine
25-08-2005, 02:13
I know about 'em, but haven't seen them. What part of the US do you live in, and what stores have you seen them in?
try dexalone</span> gel caps they have 30mg of DXM per pill and thats it. they come in packs of 30 pills. so it's 900 mg for like $8.
whoa what? i've only seen them in one store... im in oregon... and they
are packs of 10 pills for $3 more than what u say the price is for
30pills... whoa where do u live?
I know about 'em, but haven't seen them. What part of the US do you live in, and what stores have you seen them in?
If you call your local supermarket or what ever, and request it most of the time they will start to stock it asap. just tell them that you have a bad cold, and you want to request some DexAlone be stocked and BAMN u got it. i just need someone to call and do that at my store haha.
As far as the surround sound goes, your so right. The only thing is when watching a movie while tripping i find that i'm left more confused then anything else, like i know what happened, but there are gaps in how it happened.
Muirner
antizero
23-09-2005, 21:02
Tip: buy the dexalone online, in bulk (a few boxes at a time)
they rarely stock that anywhere in my city...
but most online pharmacies sell the 30 cap boxes for cheap. It's worth it if you buy alot in advance.
yea, but get it shipped to a P.O. box i'd say, because getting 5 or so boxes of these to your house wouldnt look good.
Muirner
armatitumor
03-10-2005, 02:52
Its funny you mention charlie and the chocolate factory in this thread, SWIM saw it in IMAX while on DXM, amazing shit.
SWIM is definitely going to check out those DexAlone.
damn you armatitumor, that's ausome. I wish i did that, instead i just watched it on my computer 2 days after it came out on the big screen. eh i might burn it to the collection.
Muirner
Ketamina
05-10-2005, 04:03
You know your husband/wife etc. is addicted to DXM when:
You just 'know' what day they need you to stop at the store and pick up some 'dinner'.
You look forward to their trip nights so you don't have to cook.
You can tell what stage they're at in their trip, ie you know not when to say 'puke' and you know when to watch and make sure they don't fall down when they walk anywhere.
You can tell if they're trying to sneak in an extra plateau.
You give up explaining what 'SWIM' means to the pharmacist (no really, it's NOT for me, it's for him!)
You get nauseous just by watching them chug a bottle.. heck, you feel nauseous just reading this.
You get nauseous just by watching them chug a bottle.. heck, you feel nauseous just reading this.
oh wow thats bad... i did get a lil queezy reading that... oh man.. i
could taste it for a second... oh wow thats bad... lol good one thohttp://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley32.gifhttp://www.drugs-forum.com/forum/smileys/smiley11.gif
Anyone know of any only dxm products in uk apart from robotussin max strength (i think it's called high strength or summinc in u.k but anyone seen gels at chemist?
Icostalibedron
30-11-2005, 02:43
dude i went to stop and shop once, they clerk woman was like "thats
alot of medicine" so i said "i know i feel really sick, im just gonna
drink the whole bottle"
then i looked at her and wispered "it makes me see things in my head"
every time i buy cough meds in her line she wants to start laughing.
i went there when you could get an 8oz of maxi cough for 4 dollars on sale
i bought 12 bottles
it was so funny
was it? HAHAHA GOOD FUCKING JOKE, you idiot... why dont u just get over the loud speaker in S&S and say "EVERYONE I'M USING THIS MED TO TRIP BALLS OFF OF!!!"... honestly if you came through my line, I WOULD QUESTION YOU... i dont know if you read that right so i'll type it again... I WOULD QUESTION YOU! if you dont get it then look who this thread was dedicated to by dip.
Dont be fucking dumb dude, that's like going to a packy and getting 5 30 racks, 3 liters of Captin, 1 bottle of 151, 2 750's of 99 ______ (anything), and 4 bottles of vodka... common now
Muirner
Diphenhydramine
18-12-2005, 04:27
then i looked at her and wispered "it makes me see things in my head"
Yeah man, that's really funny, but really dumb.
Yo Mui, I finally tried out Robo cough gels! Most supreme dude!
i havent tripped in a long time, ever sense the night i threw everything out. I think i tripped once sense then and it was just so i could fuck.
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9879/10001901cu.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/2953/10001930bt.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/6080/10001947qn.jpg
There ya are Dip! there is my little collection. That was just of stuff that i had hidden under 2 sweeters in a drawer haha
Muirner
Diphenhydramine
18-12-2005, 20:06
Goddamn. That's a lot of good times.
lol, that's only part of them dude... that is what i had hidden in 1 pocket of a jacket (all of the Gel bottles) and all of the Max bottles were in a drawer. My mom threw away probably 5 bottles from the bathroom that were empty, and i threw away another grocery bag full of shit before that... wish i had a cooler picture.
Muirner
surrealREALITY
11-01-2006, 04:35
dude thats so amusing....lol...way bak in the beginning i liked keeping my robo containers but then they got to be too many, so i had to throw away like an entire trash bag full of robo stuff....lol...
and to get the robo cough gels dexalone...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
safe tripping!
__________________________________________________ _
Seize the moment, hold it fast
Seize the day and make it last
Lose no moment to stupidity
Bleed the moment, live it free
killthepoor187
12-01-2006, 07:05
Here's one that happened to my way back when I did it too much:
When even high plateau 2 doses don't suppress the cough reflex anymore.
dude thats so amusing....lol...way bak in the beginning i liked keeping my robo containers but then they got to be too many, so i had to throw away like an entire trash bag full of robo stuff....lol...
As dipenhydramine (sp) can tell you, when i was tripping, i was TRIPPING! i ate robogels like they were tic-tacs that were going outa style. I didnt mean to keep bottles like that, but i was on Home Confinement, and i couldnt leave my house, so they just started to build up. Slowly over time i'd slip a few bottles into a pocket and take them to work to throw out. it just seems like they build up out of nowhere. lol. I can honestly remember calling work and talking to the manager of the section with robogels in it, and telling them that my son was very sick and they didnt have any and how upset i was... 2 days later the gels were back!! WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, it's been way to long sense i've seen "missy"
Muirner
does anyone no about robbo products in south africa ? i do have vicks 44 120ml with only 15mg/20ml . total 160mg dxm. Rxxxx / bottle uhhh.. about $xxxxxxx i think? too much cash for 2 little DXM. :(
Riconoen {UGC}
14-08-2006, 04:29
LOL!!!!! got a good luagh at that. SWIM "obtains" his robo fix from the grocery store though so swim does not deal with a pharmacist. good thing too LOL.
In the Middle-East we know how its done.
http://pe-ip007.facebook.com/v16/224/113/2236299/n2236299_30330186_3688.jpg
1067
KAFOSED, Dextromethorphan HBr 15mg/5ml, Syrup
No other active ingredients.
Its basically sugar water with DXM in it :p
One bottle is 300mg of DXM goodness with pretty much nothing else in it! Very cheap too.
Way better than Robo.
Its getting fucked up without alcohol.... Middle-Eastern style.
http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/1yr_arc_Articles.asp?Article=135929&Sn=BNEW&IssueID=28337&date=2-20-2006
Forthesevenlakes
14-08-2006, 09:36
swim knows he's done too much because he can no longer ingest anything thats cherry flavored =]
Riconoen {UGC}
14-08-2006, 23:11
Heh, look at swims used stash.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/riconoen/IMAG0055.jpg
yes thats a bottle of sam adams and yes thats an empty pack of camel lights. throwing out swims shit today lol.
gargravarr
15-08-2006, 07:44
Hahah, good read! Here are some things swim has had a problem with..
-Your friends hand you a bottle and tell you to "knife it", a technique you made up by poking a hole in the robitussin bottle to let air in and make the tussin shoot down your throat.
-You wish you were more confused about what's going on in your sober life.
-Your friend fails in swallowing some pills because his is becoming ill, you wash them off and swallow them yourself.
-People often question you about that trail of red at the edge of your mouth.
-Eventually they stop and just give you a look.
-After every daily event you complete, you think "I SHOULD BE ROBOTRIPPING RIGHT NOW!!"
-You laugh at your friends who still can't get used to the taste and make the tussin face.
-Even though people try to convince you otherwise, you know damn well you're not driving a car, but a spaceship.
-No matter what drug you're on/about to do, you think "I wonder what this is like on tussin.."
-You end up finding out.
bewilderment
15-08-2006, 14:51
Heh, look at swims used stash.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/riconoen/IMAG0055.jpg
yes thats a bottle of sam adams and yes thats an empty pack of camel lights. throwing out swims shit today lol.
Ha, that pic brings back so many memories...man, swim used to throw out entire garbage bags full of dxm products (full to the rim of the garbage bag) and then that would just be her room and she'd then have to go empty out her trunk full of dxm products which would be another garbage bag full. Then, of course, she'd have to go through her bookbag to get the few stray bottles out as well as look under the seats of her car where she'd usually find a couple more.
Yeah, swim had a bit of a problem :P It's nice not to be a slave to the dex anymore, but swim still misses it in a way. She can relate to most everything written here. In fact, once one of swim's friends (while swim was still using semi-regularly) who used dxm occasionally actually took the time to print out one of these type of things and then bring the sheet over to swim's house to laugh about it all.
Another sign is when people just automatically begin assuming that you are dexing at any particular point in time whether they have grounds for this assumption or not. If every time you happen to accidentally trip or do something clumsy, you get those stares like "did you already have dxm today and not tell us??" Either that or they don't even bother asking because they already know. It's also a sign when your girlfriend (at the time) begins to pick up on your "robospeech" patterns and can tell that you are on dxm as soon as you say "hello" on the phone...not because you are slurring, but just because you have a certain "tone" when you are tripping. Also, when your spouse knows the days of the week (used to be everday, but slowed down when swim moved in with her) when you're most likely to be using. When she comes home and is not surprised to find the empty zicam bottle and you get the response "well, it is wednesday after all and I know that you haven't taken any in two days, are running out of marijuana, and have nothing else in the house...so, I just figured. I assume you're not eating dinner with me then?"
These are all very humorous, but really if you find yourself relating to these TOO MUCH then slow down a bit. DXM addiction may only be psychological, but it does do damage to your brain (which may or may not turn out to be permanent) and, at least for swim, the withdrawal was HARSH. She had the emotional fragility of an infant for a few very hard months and could not concentrate on anything whatsoever. It didn't help that she was sitting around fretting about lesions...although everything turned out all right, the ol' brain seems to be intact, mostly anyway :)
trip.more
19-08-2006, 15:14
you have red stains everywhere
go to clear your thoat and begin 'dry-heaving'...
oh wow, brings so much memories to Swim!! :D
Paracelsus
18-10-2006, 18:41
swim knows he's done too much because he can no longer ingest anything thats cherry flavored =]
rotfl...:D same thing with swim...only it's peach flavor (Humex cough syrup...boahh) that's why swim switched to Tussin pills (only DXM, 20mg)...amusing thread...currently swim is on dxm btw.
LookingForHer
18-05-2007, 23:35
you go to the drugstore and the pharmacist asks if you want "the usual".
hehehe
I will tell you something embarrising about my friend SWIM. SWIM on several occasionas will walk into grocery stores and buy 3-4 bottles of robo at once and will pay in mostly quarters. Last weekend when SWIM was looking to obtain 900mgs of DXM for him and his buddy he noticed that there were no more bottles of robo in the store when he realized there was a lady putting them into the shelves. She knew he was looking for them so she gave him a bottle he then asked for another bottle and another HAHA.
She looked at SWIM like he was a crack head. Funny as hell.
aaronitotheburrito
02-06-2007, 06:01
I will tell you something embarrising about my friend SWIM. SWIM on several occasionas will walk into grocery stores and buy 3-4 bottles of robo at once and will pay in mostly quarters. Last weekend when SWIM was looking to obtain 900mgs of DXM for him and his buddy he noticed that there were no more bottles of robo in the store when he realized there was a lady putting them into the shelves. She knew he was looking for them so she gave him a bottle he then asked for another bottle and another HAHA.
She looked at SWIM like he was a crack head. Funny as hell.
swim and swiy.
should go do some dxm again this weekend and just say we havnt done it in 20 days :D
either way swim is.
hes addicted. and wont stop till he gets som pot.
You haven’t coughed in years :laugh:
You have a big collection of techno cd's :laugh:
You have an invisible friend :laugh:
You change the TV channels with your mind :laugh:
You have a lemon tree. :laugh:
Your bin is full or Zippo lighter tins and robo bottles. :laugh:
Nothing pisses you off, even when your girlfriend fucks your brother and you lose your job. :laugh:
razorwiredildo
07-04-2008, 08:06
you enjoy having a cold
RaverHippie
07-04-2008, 08:17
you know which clerk at the drug store won't give you a hassle for buying more than one bottle of robitussin at a time.
EntheogenicTruth
08-04-2008, 07:29
you know which clerk at the drug store won't give you a hassle for buying more than one bottle of robitussin at a time.
when you know all the drug stores in your state, and which ones wont sell you more than one bottle at a time.
when you have not only been to the sigma plateau but have stayed there for several days
when your school tells your parents that "your child doesnt have a bad cough, he uses the syrup for his art"
when all the women around you are craving your sexual attention and you ask why they have such "movey" eyes.
Kernacktur
08-04-2008, 08:27
when you're face gets stuck while making weird expressions
when you "lol" at Delsym commercials
when you know the right color box of Coricedin to get
when your body says fuck you and makes you have a natural gag reflex to all pills.
Kernacktur
08-04-2008, 08:44
^good one! haha
SWIM can't take Coricedan anymore because of that.
Not even one for when it REALLY is for my cough
You can pick up and listen to the radio stations with your tooth fillings. :laugh:
You talk like a spastic retard :laugh:
Kernacktur
08-04-2008, 09:25
lulz
lawlz
etc =P
when the local stores remove the cough medicine off the shelves just because of you.
^not really funny but meh, anyone who ever did cough medicine durring highschool can relate lol
When you shut your eyes it’s like an architect’s wet dream. Galaxies of moving stairways, hall ways, arches and complex structures :eek:
Sitbcknchill
08-04-2008, 16:38
Threads merged
UpAllNiteOCXTC
03-05-2008, 11:31
lol 42 was pretty fuckin funny...
a buddy of swim's said he took an insane amount and ended up trippin for like 2-3 days and had to go to the emergency room. swim dunno, she wasnt there...crazy to think of tho!