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incognitosheep
15-11-2007, 19:46
SWIM and his mates usually have the typical "Woaah man, why do we exist?"
"Howcome there was something instead of nothing maaann?"
But by far our most talked about topic would be...rolling paper. :confused:
"Nah I don't like silvers mann, too thin"
What does SWIY's conversations involve usually?
Man what are SWIY and his mates on about?
Silvers, from SWIM's point of view, are better as there's less paper taste.
Usually discuss music, films, tv shows and SWIM's mate's taste in women. "Why would you do that/her? Rough!" etc.
rxbandit
18-11-2007, 23:40
whenever I venture to any hippie festivals I always here about 10 conversations about how time isn't really real... I'm sure theres alot of other cliche hippie talk
UndeadPaperclip
27-11-2007, 04:24
It really depends on who SWIM is smoking with, but one common occurance that almost happens with a specific friend of his is they'll get into a slowly escalating argument and then right when they're both yelling they'll completely forget why they're arguing and just start laughing. It's usually just a concept or an odd belief too, like literary nuances or mistranslations. SWIM remembers the last one ending with "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MONETARY POSITORY NOT THE MONETARY NEGATORY ASSHOLE. ...Wait..dude...what the fuck are we arguing about?"
Swim loves weed conversations :smoker:
something like this, after a few bowls from my RooR, starting in the middle of the conversation:
"where does that tube go?"
"what tube?"
"that one."
"i dont know, man, its just a tube"
"is it a tube though, i mean have you ever thought that the tu...wait what was i talking about?"
"tube."
"fuck, windmills in a meadow, just windmills, blowing and blowing, more like fans really, would you like to live in a windmill? what if everyone just like, build windmills in a field and there was a whole town just made of windmills, and...what was i saying?"
"uuuuh, fuck, i dunno, man, d'you want another bowl?"
"yeaaaah."
Swim usually likes to spout dumb random stuff. Swim asks the others really stupid and random questions, "whats your favorite color?" "What would you do if you had a tail?" and just mess with them in general.
Especially if theres someone new to the group swim would tend to make them feel as awkward as possible, but not in a bad way that they want to leave, but just so they have no way in anticipating what swim will inquire next.
doggy_hat
10-12-2007, 03:55
SWIM:OMG god dude. Don't walk on the grass, somebody built this sidewalk for us to walk on, We just disrespect all their hardwork and trample mother Earth. I'm so disapointed in myself. how could I commit such a horrid act.
augentier
08-01-2008, 01:52
Toonces usually does not talk on drugs, because she prefers to do them alone and would rather think. When she does get high with others, and that's most often just weed, the conversations are the same as they are sober..discussing everyday things, venturing into deeper topics, cracking jokes. Toonces usually talks about interesting/funny past experiences when she smokes with friends.
When swim first tried psychedelics, this was pretty common:
"man im so fucked up"
"Me too...damn"
10 minutes later
"damn im fucked up"
"me too...damn this shits crazy"
and that repeated for the rest of the trip, usually
im so fucked, yeah thats me,im gone now, thats just hit me.
are all phrases used my my mates.
tbh i dont really give a shit what state their brains are in.
quite repetive and annoying.
generally convos are about life/meaning/purpose/why music and most commonly drugs.
static_vodka_420
22-01-2008, 23:18
swim talks about his greatest/worst drug adventures, women, quality of various marijuana strains, origin of existance, zodiac signs, music, women, religion, the apocalypse and his xbox 360 addiction among other things
Lethargy
23-01-2008, 02:02
SWIM had a few friends who when smoking pot would get into hypothetical arguments which got further and further from sober logic.
"I want a castle so I can shut all you out."
"Well I'll storm your castle with my Nazi army."
"I'll get my Valkyries to defend it."
"I'll send my space dolphins to ally with the Nazis."
"You're ganging up on me, that's not fair!"
Though SWIM has a friend whose father has a PhD in physics and came in when SWIM and friend had just smoked a ton who explained that physics experiments show the possibility that matter doesn't exist and everything just consists of energy vibrating at high enough frequencies. Much more detailed but it blew SWIM's mind.
On psychedelics usually either personal relationships with the world/life, self-analysis or analysis of culture and humanity or discussions about metaphysics.
lostmente
21-08-2008, 01:07
swim really gets into child hood recollections and seeing how they reflect upon the actions as an adult. And theres the horrid debate of freewill vs determinism which keeps coming up.
"Everything just feels so right, you know?"
"I know EXACTLY what you mean"
"I love you too :)"
i'm talking about energy drinks here swimmers not illegal substances. i dont use drugs, my mom warned me about them.
we should do this more often, 'yeah but we already doing it every day' yeah but imagine how it would feel if we had to take this much & do this & go there. 'yeah im sure if we had to take all of these together we would feel.... or not' we'll try it tomorrow'
haha check that normal person! what's he doing? going to church..... jees insane.
lets see how much we can get up there...
remember the episode of south park with the gerbel & the tube?
shit we're out of gravy! why do we always wait so long for him? fuck him give him less cash, then he'll learn to hurry next time. 'but remember what happened last time?' is that his car? no that's a volkswagen not a toyota... what colour is it again? here he is................. was that him? it looked like him! check it.
conversation after 3 days of not sleeping...
did you hear that? 'i think they're chissiling through the walls'
shit we forgot to eat...
did you see that? 'no'............ i did.
pretend we not home, dont answer it.
it's dark again jees we've been burning nicely this is like the 3rd time we see the sun set, talk about getting the most out of our weekends...
what day is it? oh shit it's monday, i'm late for work! quick i need a booster, save me some for later.
talking about people & swimmers from the forum has been quite enjoyable whilst swimming & yeah of course the stuff on the god science thread is often a topic of heated debate whilst we're heated.
on psychedelics, it's all about how people are too damn greedy, how nature's got everything figgured out, and how much bullshit money is, along with revelations. And possibly politics.
on amphetamines, it's about things like politics, education, and the more physical, opposed to more spiritual things
weed, it's mostly stupid shit. Swim would says something, it would come out completely wrong, and then we'll laugh for an hour about it.
alcohol's a lot like mushrooms, or how drunk swim is.
opiates are normally pretty quite, with some small talk mixed in
SWIM and his mates usually have the typical "Woaah man, why do we exist?"
"Howcome there was something instead of nothing maaann?"
But by far our most talked about topic would be...rolling paper. :confused:
"Nah I don't like silvers mann, too thin"
What does SWIY's conversations involve usually?
Smiley gets into:
"The world is gone man, its f*ucking Gone!"
"Dolphins? WHO DOES THAT ANYMORE!"
"Where is the world man, this is crazy"
"The beach?! REALLY!?"
"Smiley knows, who does that anymore?"
Thats pretty bombed out..(shrooms).
Less dose, is "Aren't these the coolest things in the world? Look at ____......can you turn on this light? Whoa.....Lets go in here.....Come sit on the porch....."
"I feel like I have to do everything...pee, crap, drink, f*ck, Everything!"
jakored added 31 Minutes and 40 Seconds later...
"Everything just feels so right, you know?"
"I know EXACTLY what you mean"
"I love you too :)"
:D
Hell yeah.
KomodoMK
12-09-2008, 14:24
Depends on the drugs and the people.
When little fishy uses most stimulants with his best friend, him and her usually talk a lot about old times and previous experiences, our lives, science and pretty much any other topic. Their conversations always go off in tangents and they can talk endlessly.
cubenisdreaming27
20-10-2008, 03:01
swim and his buds usaully say things like "dude remember how long ago [insert event here] happened'' and things like "dude imagine how bad this night would have been if [insert dealers name here] had of not had any [insert drug name here]".
but also we talk about time, space, reality, god, life, death and doritos brand corn chips.
Humanity
20-10-2008, 19:02
"Wow man... can you see the COLOR of that thing? I didn't know that color existed!!"
"Oh... my... god, you're so right."
"I'm telling you..."
(pause 3 mins)
"Telling me what?"
"Dunno, can't remember really, my mind just leapt 5 years ahead, be right back"
And many of the above.
Great thread :)
For what it's worth, silvers are bad for multiskin works - they're too floppy and don't burn quite right. The hierarchy is:
Blue
Silver
Red / Green
Never use king skins – it’s like saying “I can’t roll”.
Stationary Traveller
22-10-2008, 10:02
- omg im so high right now....
+ ... and then i told her no...
- no no seriously im actually seeing shit dude!
+ ... and so she comes and says...
- its like the carpet is rippling
+ ... wait.. dude what are you saying?
- huh?
+ you were saying something
- to you?
etc.
- check this out isn't this the trippiest thing?
+ oooooo yeaaaaaaaaa *drool*
(stare at it for 5 mins)
- holy shit check this out isn't this the trippiest thing?
+ oooooo yeeeaaaaaaaa
Pope Albacore
24-10-2008, 00:52
SWIM says he and his friends would talk about many topics but mostly it was politics. SWIM does remember something from a few years back about a couple of people who were pretty high and talking politics. It was when Bush Sr. and Clinton were squaring off. These two people(they were brothers) were debating when things got a bit out of hand. Needless to say one brother stabbed the other one over his political views. SWIM says the funny thing is that both were multiple felons and were not allowed to vote anyhow.
-Pope Albacore
LsdWeedShrooms24
13-12-2008, 02:18
SWIM had a few friends who when smoking pot would get into hypothetical arguments which got further and further from sober logic.
"I want a castle so I can shut all you out."
"Well I'll storm your castle with my Nazi army."
"I'll get my Valkyries to defend it."
"I'll send my space dolphins to ally with the Nazis."
"You're ganging up on me, that's not fair!"
that happens to SWIM and his friends when they do LSD. Only it goes on for minutes, and they get way more into it. Its like SWIM and his friends knew eachother in everyone of their past lives and were just reliveing one of them. its insane.
thanks for the flashback :)
Well when my spider monkey gets high on something that is not a depressant, he usually ends up looking up chemistry / physics equations and begins to talk about them, figuring out what drugs to mix and deducing major faults in the government and organized religion. Most of his friends hate this kind of talk and tell him to be quiet because they can't think very clearly, but it seems like it heightens the little spider monkey's mind.
Although there are a few friends of his that like to engage in these sort of conversations, one recently went to the airforce. He's pretty torn up about that. Spider Monkey misses his SWIM.
most often just weed, the conversations are the same as they are sober..discussing everyday things, venturing into deeper topics, cracking jokes. Toonces usually talks about interesting/funny past experiences when she smokes with friends.
^ yep, this is swim with weed. just talks about anything..
When swim first tried psychedelics, this was pretty common:
"man im so fucked up"
"Me too...damn"
10 minutes later
"damn im fucked up"
"me too...damn this shits crazy"
and that repeated for the rest of the trip, usually
hahahah this is swim and crew, dead on.
usually there will be crazy off the wall conversations, then a pause, then somebody drops a "dude, i'm so high" and everybody will be like "ya me too, holy shit"
When swim does coke he usually does it by himself, or with a small group, or one other person. The conversations are usually very deep, very sincere, and very open...
You connect like crazy and mouths never stop moving, until somebody is like "time for another line"
StartingOut
29-12-2008, 20:26
If SWIMs indoors just having a few spliffs;
"You Turn the light off cause _Insert reason here_ "
"No You Turn the light off cause _Insert reason here_ "
"You Get the food cause _Insert reason here_ "
"No You Get the food cause _Insert reason here_ "
If SWIMs out for the night and rolling;
"Why didn't I know you before now"
"Your my favorite person/people"
HAHA!!! Usually swim and his buddies sit around not doing a whole lot of talking untill the drug actually kicks in and then it usually begins as follows.
"Dude"
"What?"
"Im fucked up."
"Hell Yeah"
"Im so fucked up, what about you?"
"Im fucked up dude"
*laughter*
"DUDE! Lets go to walmart"
"alright"
"Wait wheres my jacket"
"Where ever you put it"
"Holy shit Im fucked up"
"Life sucks man"
"Shut the fuck up, dont you say that shit"
"Werent we suppost to go somewhere?"
*pause*
"Dude lets go to walmart!"
"Okay"
"Shit I cant find my jacket"
DruMDMAndBass
30-12-2008, 03:03
To be fair, whether SWIM and his friends are smoking weed, or doing MDMA or whatever..
The conversations tend to stay fairly random and fuckin weird, a typic convo would be:
SWIM: So what isit then?
SWIMS FRIEND: Its most probably the biggest its ever been.
SWIM: But isit what was if it hadnt?
SWIMS FRIEND: Show me the hat.
SWIM: Isit true you wear stilts?
SWIMS FRIEND: It has moons and stars on it.
SWIM: Is it Jeff or would it of not been or maybe if he didnt.
SWIMS FRIEND: The pocket is wet with tobacco in it.
SWIM: Hello my name is Bock and has this been goin on for 2 hours and 17 minutes.
Some of these are actual things that SWIM remembers being said, others are just typical things that would probably be said! Fucked up shit man!
Phungushead
30-12-2008, 06:19
Ha, funny thread... here is a real conversation that happened between SWIM and a friend of SWIM (AFOS) while on mushrooms...
While coming up:
AFOS: Well, I guess it's time to lose our brains.
SWIM: Bye bye brain.
Later - while studying one of those energy efficient lightbulbs:
AFOS: Dude, your lightbulb is weird.
SWIM: Yeah, it is kind of shaped like a screw.
AFOS: Ha, yeah it kinda is.
...silence for a few minutes...
SWIM: You know what I hate?
AFOS: What?
SWIM: Those little screws that are flat on the bottom. I mean, why? The pointy ones can drill their own holes, but with the flat ones you have to drill a hole for them, and then you might as well use the ones that are pointy!!
AFOS: I never thought of it that way.
SWIM: I hate those flat screws... they're pointless.
....followed by about 10 minutes of hysterical laughter...
SWIM's had many like this... those are great. Depending on who SWIM's tripping with though, conversations can be very deep...
Anyway, to close:
Some random dude: "Hey, tortellini! That sounds good."
Stoned SWIM: "Oh... Isn't that the stuff that's stuffed with stuff?"
oracularspectacular
01-01-2009, 03:13
In SWIM's house, huge arguments break out.
Topics are the likes of 'what is the opposite of love?'
Hate, fear, indifference.... it goes on for hours...
Joe-(5-HTP)
01-01-2009, 17:41
Me talking to a friend who was having a bad/confused trip
(swim)"lets go to sleep now"
(him)"no... i can't"
(swim)"why not?"
(him)"i don't know"
(swim)"what's wrong?"
(him)"I don't know"
(swim being sadistic) "Why don't you know?"
(him worried) "whaaat?"
(swim being downright cruel) "Why don't you know why you don't know?"
(him) "whimper..."
(swim being evil) "why don't you know why i don't know?"
swim regretted doing this as he had to look after his friend for another few hours while he rolled around on the floor doing the breathing cycle loop stuff... at least his friend didn't remember it lol.
:S
crackcityrocker
01-01-2009, 23:13
^that doesnt sound fun.
(swim and company talking about the loud motherfucker that lives above his friend's apartment... while tripping)
swim: dude, its like 4 in the morning, what the hell is that guy doing?
friend: i dont know man it sounds like hes fucking bowling.
another friend: or he has a gigantic billiards table.
swim: i wish we had a camera in there to see what that guy does all day. what a crazy motherfucker.
friend: hahahaha i would love to see that. he probably just mumbles to himself and stomps around all day.
another friend: you know how we can always hear almost everything hes doing? what if he can always hear when we're talking about how crazy he is.
swim: maybe hes just laying up there with his ear to the floor right now.
(everyone falls silent for a couple of minutes, as does guy upstairs)
friend: what if he just knocked a big hole through the ceiling and blew us all away with a machine gun?
(hysterical laughter from everyone for 5 minutes)
^that doesnt sound fun.
(swim and company talking about the loud motherfucker that lives above his friend's apartment... while tripping)
swim: dude, its like 4 in the morning, what the hell is that guy doing?
friend: i dont know man it sounds like hes fucking bowling.
another friend: or he has a gigantic billiards table.
swim: i wish we had a camera in there to see what that guy does all day. what a crazy motherfucker.
friend: hahahaha i would love to see that. he probably just mumbles to himself and stomps around all day.
another friend: you know how we can always hear almost everything hes doing? what if he can always hear when we're talking about how crazy he is.
swim: maybe hes just laying up there with his ear to the floor right now.
(everyone falls silent for a couple of minutes, as does guy upstairs)
friend: what if he just knocked a big hole through the ceiling and blew us all away with a machine gun?
(hysterical laughter from everyone for 5 minutes)
Hahaha :laugh:
Swim always thinks its really really weird to think about other people while tripping. Like imagine being inside someones elses head and thinking their thoughts. Trying to invision what somebody else does all day. Truly crazy shit
crackcityrocker
03-01-2009, 20:12
^ yeah, its alot easier to try to view things from other peoples perspectives while on psychedelics. or animals or aliens perspectives... or god's...
Swim has thought about life from animal perspectives on shrooms before, haven't really thought about it from a aliens/gods though. That is bizarre..
What would I be doing if I came down to this earth and saw all this shit going on?
Haha god damn.. so many questions to be asked
angelikevility12
08-03-2009, 21:00
ahhh man, one time swim and her mate were having a few pretty strong spliffs, just sorta sitting there, and they noticed a box of crackers... they noticed that the label was "Biscuits for cheese" ... and literally almost died laughing...
"'Cos they're FOR cheese!"
"yeah like, nothing else, just CHEESE!"
"that's like the meaning for their existence man!"
"BISUITS FOR CHEESE"
"they're not even biscuits, they're crackers!!"
"they're like, telling you you can't use them for anything else... you'd have to buy seperate crackers for anything else man!"
"their lives are meaningless without cheese!!"
"BISCUITS FOR CHEESE!!"
all this continued for literally hours in between fits of histerical laughter... stuff is just so much more absurd when high...:laugh:
xXxXx
Ballad of Birds
09-03-2009, 17:54
My pelican and his friend penguin tell me a story in which they shared a very gracious tea with a quarter ounce of some very knowing cubensis. As their evening played out their journey reached a point they call "story time". The penguin gathered my pelican and their sober host and sat us in the best circle we could make with three people and began to speak. Some very memorable quotes and conversations emerged that night.
First, what inspired the penguin to sit us down was to tell us how what he was experiencing and what he had just been shown abolished his conventional understanding of there being a God, something he had troubled over for a lot of his life. He cast his own situation out into his understanding of the world and explained to us his theory behind all the conflict in the middle east:
"They got some goood ass drugs over there, and they're scared. Because they know."
Later after experiencing his first ever ego reset, my pelican was reconstituting his understanding of the world. Previously oblivious to the existence, let alone differences, of gender, he began to muse aloud on the subject:
"We can never become mothers (speaking to two other males), but we can put mothers in other people and make them mothers! We should get a whole bunch of people over here and make them all mothers!"
After proposing a massive orgy my pelican and the penguin admitted that they were together in a totally new world of perception and recognized that very little we had from before had made the transition with us, except our friendship. So we rejoiced in being fortunate enough to posses something of such significance. This carried on into my pelicans thoughts of what else "stays with us". :
"Music. We try to ignore it through out our days, but it is always there. With us, waiting for us to return. Just as good as always.We can't ignore THAT!"
The very first two things my pelican re-realized about himself came when he was rubbing his head on a ceiling mounted stereo (he was in a basement at the time):
"Holy shit, I'm tall! Andd...I'm an asshole! Yes!"
Later while trekking through a snowy neighborhood, the penguin spotted an elderly woman reaching out her window and closing her shutters. He became worried that she was upset at us for having learned things that night we shouldn't have him. My pelican encouraged him not be distressed and to continue onward by firmly telling him:
"Never apologize for the knowledge."
When we returned to our lodge, my pelican had regained his understanding of numbers by looking at digital clocks but was convinced that everything else he was perceiving though looking quite like normal reality was so slightly to the left of what his expectations of what that should be that it all had to be a separate world in which he did not really exist. So as a result he became what their sitter would refer to as a "human clock":
"Nothing is real, but at least I know it is 2:14 in the morning!...(long pause, then shouts into the other room as if of dire importance)IT'S NOW 2:15!"
More and more as my pelican reintigrated himself into his former reality he worked his way into the kitchen and poured himself a bowl of Sugar Smacks while talking to a friend on the phone:
"Inri, I know that this bowl of cereal is definitely not real, but I figure fuck it, I like cereal so much I don't care if it exists, I'm going to eat it!"
Shortly after that the penguin walks into the kitchen to and pulls a cup cake from his pocket. No one still knows where this cup cake came from, but my pelican exclaimed after laughing hysterically:
"You sir, are a fat ass in all planes of existence!"
There are those and many more from that night and others. Like galaxies, rabbit holes, darknesses, electronic devices stealing time, diabetes, turkey, circles, and us all getting rich, but those alas are for another time.
convalescent
16-03-2009, 21:56
SWIM has all those typical conversations too :)
Mostly - the ones about time, "wow, can you feel how everything feels different?", then again, SWIM and his friends often talk about rolling joints, about smoking joints, drugs itself.. music sometimes, or the imaginery.
And, of course - "DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?"
convalescent added 1 Minutes and 7 Seconds later...
oh, and in addition to SWIMs post above, I will always remember our three hour long talk about whether or not our friend saw a mouse pass by the pavement.. oh, this just made SWIM laugh, thanks guys for reminding me this! :D