You've just discovered a new drug and get to name it

[Zaprenz]

[I hope this hasn't been done before, appologies if its a bit lame, I'm bored ]

SWIMs entry:

UPHORAMINE

"a plant alkaloid from the newly discovered euphorus euphorium genus with 5-ht & dopamine re-uptake inhibition"

[Pondlife]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29727

1. Blue Glass

Type: Euphoric

Method: Smoked

Effects: Feelings of extreme optimism and happiness; greatly enhanced
reflexes; sensory and sexual pleasure; visual acuity. Immediately followed
by semi-permanent suicidal catatonia.

Duration: Five minutes

2. Brainscratch

Type: Hallucinogen

Method: Dropped into eye

Effects: Reaches visual cortex in seconds, producing terrifying hallucinations.
Test subjects report loss of identity and feelings of total dislocation
from human world.

Duration: Ten hours to several years

3. Zom-B

Type: Narcotic

Method: Injected

Effects: Stuporous mental coma, yet user's motor functions are involuntarily

stimulated. Possible side effects may include walking off bridges or into
oncoming trains.

Duration: Fifteen to twenty hours

4. Spike

Type: Stimulant

Method: Ingested as pill

Effects: Rush of physical strength, invulnerability to pain, and
sociopathic impulses. Originally developed by Pentagon as combat drug.

Duration: Two hours

[katukulysm]

never even heard of those pondlife. has swiy had any experiance?

[IzzyFreaky]

Originally Posted by Zaprenz

[I hope this hasn't been done before, appologies if its a bit lame, I'm bored ]

SWIMs entry:

UPHORAMINE

"a plant alkaloid from the newly discovered euphorus euphorium genus with 5-ht & dopamine re-uptake inhibition"

Well, I can't do all that but your user name sounds like a good one and I just searched Google and the following are free:
Zaprenz or Zaprenza or Zap or ZaZa (from official to street slang)

Hope you don't mind but the name sounds cool to me.
Can't imagine what it does though.

[Pondlife]

Originally Posted by katukulysm

never even heard of those pondlife. has swiy had any experiance?

The Onion is a satirical site, although like all good satire it's sometimes difficult to be sure that it's not true.

[Kymistry]

Grandberry
SWIK's own strain of marijuana. It's a combination of Grandaddy Purp x Blueberry Kush. It's an 80% indica with a very frosted apperance. In my opinion they compliment eachother. The Blueberry strain already sports purple hues. But it's most destinctive trait is the taste. The Grandaddy strain has a nice fruity taste- But the color is it's most contributing attribute. Together they make Granberry Kush! Grade A Presidential smoke.
Beautiful in every way. The best of both worlds. Other strains coming soon.

[x cynic x]

CIA officials said that testing is necessary in order to avoid releasing potentially dangerous substances into the ghettos. "One initially promising drug was later discontinued due to undesirable side effects, such as increased intelligence and feelings of love for others," said Dr. Harold Vandermeer, head of the CIA's narcotics development team.

Funny, sad, and true all at once.

The ultimate drug would be food. But since we don't think it's a drug, I would call it Substance F. I advocate its usage as a drug because everyone's addicted. Ever try quitting cold turkey? Just look what happened when third-world nations tried that approach. Doesn't anyone get really bad withdrawl symptoms until they get their next "fix"? I get tired, stomache cramps, and all that good stuff. The devastating effects of it include obesity, high cholesterol, clogged ateries, and death. Companies make fortunes off selling phony cures like "Hydroxycut" and "Lipozene", but in the end, mankind will always find some drug or another to abuse.

[Paracelsus]

Regarding food, see the substances I'm most intrigued about (on my profile/about me).

[Salvinorin A]

Nitro-PhencycliKetaminoSalvinExtromethorphanIboganic Oxide. or "Fresh Air" as they call it on the streets.

Class: Dissociative Anaesthetic

Method of ingestion: The gas must be inhaled through the urethra via balloon on the penis, and/or syringe (for women....or men if preferred). This is necessary because the chemical will then be metabolized into the chemical: retardophan (Retardophan HCL cannot cross the blood-brain barrier).

Any other method of ingestion will produce no effects whatsoever.

Effects: Death.

Duration 6-8 hours. With an afterglow similar to coma.

Contraindications: Use of an maoi prior to taking Fresh Air can be fatal!

Other facts that a user should know. If Death lasts longer than 22 hours, contact a poison control or hospital immediately!!!

That's about it I guess. Man, I want some of that!

[dr_haldol]

Dihydrokavapiperine, or KLD-271 (KLD = Kavalacton-Derivat), as it is reffered to in the lab....

Synthetic derivate of both Dihydromethysticine and Kavaine. Planned as an anxiolytic, it showed high hallucinogenic and entheogenic potential in the "first in human" studies.