What Would You Do If You Met Rush Limbaugh?

[tayo]

Well folks, here is your chance. Please be descriptive with your plans.

[Orchid_Suspiria]

Swim would ask if he could buy any oxycontins from him. If he said he was out swim would say"I know where to get some but you will have to give swim five because its a longtrip to a very bad and risky neighborhood."LOL!!

[TMM]

I don't know what I'd do, but my associate would jovially shake his hand.

With a glove coated in large amounts of LSD.

[beentheredonethatagain]

I would ask for an autograph and thank him for his wisdom and insight , he has brought the other side of the stories the mainstream media report as gospel. I respect the underdog who conquers and overcomes.

AM radio was about washed out when this genius came into his own and has turned it around. Thanks Rush

[tayo]

I was expecting things like "I'd taser his ass!" or "I'd tell him god doesn't approve of Bush in office, and punch him in the face and run away." Anyone got one like that?

I was thinking, engage in a heated argument until he beats me to pulp, (I would let him) then collect money from him after a law suit.

[enquirewithin]

Nothing-- I don't know what he looks like!

[Potter]

I've always dreamed of administering a delayed release LSD GHB and sodium penethol combo, to such conservative trash, right before they fall asleep. As they start to wake up, alien abduction time. Complete with UFO ride, medical exam, and "crossbreeding experiment" concluding with a hearty ass rape. Liquor them up and dump them in the middle of nowhere. Of course if I ever had children I'd probably do the same (if less violating) version, you know, without the ass raping/anal probing and liquor.

Or what about this one, convince a guy like him to sell you their car, go over for a test drive and take off to the desert with then in the car. Middle of nowhere pull off the road, hand them the asking price and activate a bomb. Tell them to get as far away as possible, knowing that 3 minutes will be more then enough time to clear the blast radius. The car explodes and a few minutes later a remotely controlled vehicle pulls up and you both get in. This takes you over a ridge to a temporary (yet highly exotic appearing) structure where you transfer them to a real car with driver that takes them home. Both the structure and now blown up car need to vanish within the time it will take the rich guy to attempt to get back, leave no evidence it really happened.

One of the two, either one would genuinely fuck with them, but I think the first (or some sort of "hell" variant of the theme) would be a better impression.

Love.
Potter.

[jcdjinn]

slap him

[tayo]

Haha, very creative Potter, that's what i'm talking about!

[beentheredonethatagain]

wow O" hairless Poter , I can't imagine your thinking, just because you may not agree with his point of view, and I bet you don't even know why you hate him, and I would also bet you have never listen for more than 5 minutes of his radio program, how could you justify inflicting harm on another human being. Guess what ? your statement paints you to be worse than he could ever be. I am curious to why the ugly feelings for this man

[radiometer]

SWIM would ask him if he could spare a few Oxys!

edit - ah well, I see someone beat me to that.

[geophagus]

I would probably think to myself, "God, I hope nobody that I know sees me shaking hands with this idiot."

[AntiAimer]

Smurf would ask him for some perscripts...hook a brotha up, lol.

[DrGonzo]

throw a handful of pure capsaicin in his face, laugh maniacally as he writhes in pain, and then run off into the night with his oxies