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xMeTaL HeAdx
15-07-2004, 23:59
What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
Last year's hide and go seek winner.
A blonde is sitting in the middle of a field, in a canoe, paddling. Another blonde walks up to the field and says to the blonde in the canoe, "It's you blondes that give us blondes a bad name! How could you be so stupid? Why, if I could swim, I'd swim to you and beat you up!"
IbeeWare
27-11-2004, 03:00
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''
whats a blond standing on her head?...
a burnette with bad breath!
Its a classic:
Two blonde's walk into a building...
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it?
You know what to tell a blonde with two black eyes
Nothin, you already tol' here twice
But the blonde Replies
Those black eyes are from tears that came when
I was Laughing so hard ,at your nothing punch , my mascara smeared
you dickless wimp
But the blonde Replies
Those black eyes are from tears that came when
I was Laughing so hard ,at your nothing punch , my mascara smeared
you dickless wimp
A fabulous alternative to that joke.
old hippie 56
27-06-2007, 01:03
Hopes this don't offend any blond members!!:)
THE BLONDE & THE NAVY CHIEF
The old Navy Chief walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM . He sat
down Next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
Ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at the Chief and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
The Chief says, "You know, I bet he will."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
The Chief placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset
and handed her $30 to the Chief, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your
money."
The Chief replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the
5 O'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
The Chief took the money.....
haha, nice. kind of like how "the blonde walked into a bar one evening and said 'Ouch!' "